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This reminds me of the time when I broke both my arms in a motorcycle accident, and I couldn't wipe my ass, so my girlfriend wiped for me. I later dumped her because she was trying to wipe it after I was healed. FTW

  starile  |  19

I'm still waiting on the advent of the Smell-o-scope so I can smell Uranus.

31, maybe wipe some of that eyeliner off your face so you can actually see what you're typing.

  ArtOfDesire  |  7

This is in no way an indication of being together too long, but just an indication that he accepts you as being so connected with you that it doesn't matter that he's on the shitter.