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Mr centralia, United States 30 years-old Single

f*ckingdisgusted 27 August 2011, 01:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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Anonymous 16 March 2013, 06:19 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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