By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 835
You deserved it 29 515

Same thing different taste

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at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics

when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.

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wth why did they delete my first post?

I'm surprised your "brothers" girlfriend said nothing.

Shouldnt the draft between your cheeks be enough of an indication?

lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the ground...

hot cereal? am I missing something here?

Make a bowl of cereal and pop it in the microwave for.. eh.. 1min. and 15sec. and you got yourself some hot cereal.

knock her pen on the ground so she looks under the table. then say "well, while your down there..."

hook_em 0

Ohhh nooo that is a terrible situation right there. you best to be glad mr Herbert wasn't around but hey look on the bright side you must have had something impressive to her for the girl not to say anything oooooo

YDI for going downstairs for hot cereal.

in the US we call it oatmeal, at least I'm pretty sure that's what it refers to

hamster_10 2

88- I think what you call oatmeal is what we call porridge. cereal is like cornflakes or coco pops or whatever it is you have in the states, lucky charms? is that one?

yeah we have lucky charms n such, just never heard of hot cereal before...

jesscarrr 10

76 - and if she doesn't get that, just tell her to "speak into the microphone"

alexg823 0

Wait, is lucky charms imported from Ireland? Love your cereal! lol, Derp.

Link5794 18

91 you need to get some god damn lucky charms. don't die with regrets!

did none of you ******* get what #2 did there?

I love hot cereal. Like oatmeal and Cream of Wheat.

I wud lyk to see the draft between ur cheeks!!! :L

91,88- hot cereal is another term used for porage or oatmeal. It's popular in different families (like mine). Different people call it different things. Hot cereal is just one of the names.

Hot cereal is like Oatmeal, or porridge.

ilpissoffahappym 0

Yea I think the FML here is more of eating hot cereal then not wearing pants....

when you say "no pants", are we talking naked or underwear? either way, i'm sure she noticed and since she didn't say anything, she seems to have enjoyed it.

robotiick 12

comin from a guy to another guy tht would of been embarrassing to see but in this case it's guy to bros gf

at the beginning I thought you were just reciting the Rebecca Black lyrics

getting that song stuck in your head is a real fml.

robotiick 12

I love u for tht lol jk but really thts a ^win

Boygenius50 8
A7X_LoVeee 10

Probably the only one that's avaiable.

A7X_LoVeee 10

7:00 A.M. waking up in the morning, gotta get dressed, gotta go downstairs... Rebecca Black ruined my life... I hear this song EVERY Friday D:

GreenMaze 0

*insert unnecessary boner jokes here*

omfg your a ******* genius haha nice..=]

misstamz 0

Oh well, she got a view if you weren't wearing boxers or anything

kaoss54 3

did she like the angle of the dangle??? lol

HyundaiOwner7 0

Alan, you're always confused... go play with your monkey ;)