By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
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Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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twilightriforce
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"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
Bloodjoker
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One cooch to rule them all!
kxxjoejoexxk
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He has the eyes of Legolas
Just be sure to protect the fellowship of your ring, from his tower.
My precious
79- That comment goes perfectly with your uncle's face!
79- your face and that comment together scare me 0.0
Try waxing next time..it's a shame he didn't appreciate the effort though :/
Didn't appreciate it? Gandalf's beard is magnificent even if Gimli attempted to hack it off. Clearly it was a compliment.
If someone could actually do that it would be very impressive, just sayin'
Redoxx_fml
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Looks like Gandalf and the eagles have something in common
RedPillSucks
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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
That visual image is slightly creepy but amazing!
I was gonna go with "one does not simply insult their fiancee's trimming skills" but this works too!
I know this was a mean thing for him to say. But in hindsight it will be a funny memory.
Throw his ass into Mt Doom
...That why I think waxing is better...
Have you tried waxing your pubic hair?
Imagine how much that would hurt....
I did, and you know what, Miss Shanny? I think I'm going to go ahead and lay down for about five minutes...
It's really not that bad. You flinch a bit but it's definitely not as bad as you might think. Besides...shaving leads to cuts, ingrowns, and other bad things not conducive to a pretty down there situation lol
That is pretty mean. But hopefully he was joking:)
perdix
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Then, don't let him into your "preshuss-usss-iz."
And while you two have sex, start talking to yourself.
"Leave now and never come back!"
You shave your crotch monkey and all he can come up with is a "Lord of the Rings" analogy? He was probably confused.
"Crotch monkey"? I'm confused.
"Crotch monkey" is my new favourite word for pubic hair.
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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."