By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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You deserved it 12 048

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dancekat 7

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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Bloodjoker 11

One cooch to rule them all!

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

He has the eyes of Legolas

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Just be sure to protect the fellowship of your ring, from his tower.

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pmadNess 16

79- That comment goes perfectly with your uncle's face!

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robotiick7 23

79- your face and that comment together scare me 0.0

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miss_amazing86 10

Try waxing next time..it's a shame he didn't appreciate the effort though :/

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JenkJenks 6

Didn't appreciate it? Gandalf's beard is magnificent even if Gimli attempted to hack it off. Clearly it was a compliment.

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GingerNinja7 17

If someone could actually do that it would be very impressive, just sayin'

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Redoxx_fml 22

Looks like Gandalf and the eagles have something in common

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RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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lilhellian 26

That visual image is slightly creepy but amazing!

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nephilim241 19

I was gonna go with "one does not simply insult their fiancee's trimming skills" but this works too!

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NurseJonathan 9

I know this was a mean thing for him to say. But in hindsight it will be a funny memory.

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HortonThelephant 15

Throw his ass into Mt Doom

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pedinhuh 23

...That why I think waxing is better...

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NurseJonathan 9

Have you tried waxing your pubic hair?

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ShannyAK 16

Imagine how much that would hurt....

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NurseJonathan 9

I did, and you know what, Miss Shanny? I think I'm going to go ahead and lay down for about five minutes...

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CatchMe25 16

It's really not that bad. You flinch a bit but it's definitely not as bad as you might think. Besides...shaving leads to cuts, ingrowns, and other bad things not conducive to a pretty down there situation lol

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markuskind 7

That is pretty mean. But hopefully he was joking:)

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perdix 29

Then, don't let him into your "preshuss-usss-iz."

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NurseJonathan 9

And while you two have sex, start talking to yourself.

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HiIAmKevin 8

"Leave now and never come back!"

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loserman67 35

You shave your crotch monkey and all he can come up with is a "Lord of the Rings" analogy? He was probably confused.

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NurseJonathan 9

"Crotch monkey"? I'm confused.

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Thatmascot 7

"Crotch monkey" is my new favourite word for pubic hair.

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