By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 406
You deserved it 12 039

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Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your vagina, that would be great.

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

One cooch to rule them all!

He has the eyes of Legolas

Just be sure to protect the fellowship of your ring, from his tower.

79- That comment goes perfectly with your uncle's face!

79- your face and that comment together scare me 0.0

Try waxing next time..it's a shame he didn't appreciate the effort though :/

Didn't appreciate it? Gandalf's beard is magnificent even if Gimli attempted to hack it off. Clearly it was a compliment.

If someone could actually do that it would be very impressive, just sayin'

Looks like Gandalf and the eagles have something in common

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your vagina, that would be great.

That visual image is slightly creepy but amazing!

I was gonna go with "one does not simply insult their fiancee's trimming skills" but this works too!

I know this was a mean thing for him to say. But in hindsight it will be a funny memory.

Throw his ass into Mt Doom

...That why I think waxing is better...

Have you tried waxing your pubic hair?

Imagine how much that would hurt....

I did, and you know what, Miss Shanny? I think I'm going to go ahead and lay down for about five minutes...

It's really not that bad. You flinch a bit but it's definitely not as bad as you might think. Besides...shaving leads to cuts, ingrowns, and other bad things not conducive to a pretty down there situation lol

That is pretty mean. But hopefully he was joking:)

Then, don't let him into your "preshuss-usss-iz."

And while you two have sex, start talking to yourself.

"Leave now and never come back!"

You shave your crotch monkey and all he can come up with is a "Lord of the Rings" analogy? He was probably confused.

"Crotch monkey"? I'm confused.

"Crotch monkey" is my new favourite word for pubic hair.