By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
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Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your vagina, that would be great.
You shave your crotch monkey and all he can come up with is a "Lord of the Rings" analogy? He was probably confused.