By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula
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By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids
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i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks
By elizabethkalyn - 10/02/2014 20:48 - United States - Vincennes
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Couple of things. I couldn't have unlocked both, as the doors swing shut and relock as soon as you let them go. The customer was a natural born woman who looked and sounded a lot like a male. When they asked why I opened the men's, I just told them the women's was occupied. I have never made the mistake before and it was mortifying. She luckily was very cool about it:) also, both restrooms use the same key.
By Stuck - 12/02/2014 18:25 - United States - Evans
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