FML : Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nicos / Thursday 25 December 2008 06:07 / France

Intimacy

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By moxy_fml | 0

#389 - Friday 6 February 2009 05:49

Bah, I wank all day long, my dick's practically hanging by a thread.

By williamhungftw | 0

#5901 - Monday 23 February 2009 07:05

THATS AWESOMEE. she sounds pretty sweet. = ]

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By moxy_fml | 0

#389 - Friday 6 February 2009 05:49

Bah, I wank all day long, my dick's practically hanging by a thread.

Hunthas | 17

#986173 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 04:48

how did you manage to agree with someone in the future?

cheeseonmyburrit | 0

#1202903 - Saturday 7 August 2010 09:30

I know right? anyway you still do jack off don't you?

Cjw1220 | 0

#1227835 - Thursday 12 August 2010 10:40

I agree with #713

HahaHillarious1 | 0

#2516856 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:15

Im so smart I actually looked for a

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6415329 - Monday 21 September 2015 01:53

So?!?! Is she wrong? LMFAO

By williamhungftw | 0

#5901 - Monday 23 February 2009 07:05

THATS AWESOMEE. she sounds pretty sweet. = ]

By Lizo_fml | 0

#14436 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 04:56

tooo funny!! sounds like a keeper

By HyperFlirt | 0

#20973 - Sunday 8 March 2009 06:22

XD; LMAO! She's a keeper. Although, sorry she killed the romantic mood!

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#31010 - Saturday 14 March 2009 06:38

LOL

By Root123 | 0

#34038 - Monday 16 March 2009 04:53

She knows you so well.

By ComputerAnalysis | 0

#67051 - Sunday 29 March 2009 03:26

That's just funny.

By Etc80 | 0

#86161 - Monday 6 April 2009 05:31

Take a joke. She sounds cool.

By 24788 | 5

#161621 - Saturday 2 May 2009 07:11

lol, that's a good joke.

By Roddsy | 0

#164859 - Sunday 3 May 2009 07:08

loll she sounds awesome =]

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