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Today, I walked out of my platonic coworker's office, after he got my lunch order wrong. My exit line? “Get your creamy pork sausage out of my taco.” The entire bullpen started hooting and hollering. FML
Thats just a weird thing to say in any situation
Relief pitchers have dirty minds and are easily amused.