Running

By fmrunning - 25/03/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML
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d101_fml 0

I train as well like you do, I run a lot, I recently cracked 2 ribs a day before a karate belt grading, I had to go through it anyway since I paid and it was just pure agony. Obviously this is nothing compared to your FML. The first FML to actually make me say "shit" out loud when reading the last line, ever, I really feel bad for you. Good luck. I won't even bother with #1's comment about suing her neighbour. No need for the shitstorm that was started last time.

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upsidedown03 0

seems like that dog was really happy to see you ...

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joeyl1990 28

Yeah it's always better to use a lease as I learned the hard way when my roommate moved out without any warning and screwing me on her half the rent.

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Alteffor 0

:( I broke my leg last May playing rugby. Its not too bad, but you probably won't be doing track for a while.

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BoredReader88 5

Wow that really sucks.. I broke 10 bones in my leg and foot this summer in a four wheeler accident and I had to miss football basketball and summer tennis, including a big tennis open I was supposed to play in the week after fourth of July (which was spent in the hospital)

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upsidedown03 0

seems like that dog was really happy to see you ...

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Incredibly_Dope 0

He just needed someone's leg to hump, now when he does, you won't feel it... So it's a win win

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greenman_fml 0

it must have happened for a reason. everything a dog does is right. maybe something worse would have happened in the race. if it was a cat, however, the owner of the cat would be a witch and would have to be burned at the stake.

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Fidzjerald 0

Everything a dog does is right??? Wtf?? "Oh Rover, I would tell you not to rabidly snap at the neighbors... but since you ARE a dog, it's okay. Rover, you neverrrr do anything wrong." ..RIIIIIGHT.

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brandonlee69 5

chill the **** out bitch

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d101_fml 0

I train as well like you do, I run a lot, I recently cracked 2 ribs a day before a karate belt grading, I had to go through it anyway since I paid and it was just pure agony. Obviously this is nothing compared to your FML. The first FML to actually make me say "shit" out loud when reading the last line, ever, I really feel bad for you. Good luck. I won't even bother with #1's comment about suing her neighbour. No need for the shitstorm that was started last time.

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deliciouskaek 1

#6 :: You need to search for the rest of the cards in that deck you're playing with. Dogs are animals, like any other animal. Only they drool more. At any rate, OP, that really sucks. Maybe you'll be able to enter a different race when your leg heals.

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that_guy321 2

i'm not really sure i believe this. that would have happened yesterday, tuesday. i run track and cross country, and if the meet's this weekend, you should still be running through the last day and, if anything, take the day that is two days before the meet off.

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furlifehaha 0

It's called FOOTBALL not soccer. But that ******* sucks.

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latuka 0

#9 say you live in a completely different state/country? im sure the seasons and meets are all at the same time all across the globe. OP that sucks BALLZ. i mean this is a real FML, and is in no way funny. god FYL. im sorry.

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