Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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Top comments
Dashiell 0
Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?
Shlizabeth 0
I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.
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Comments (181)
sweetSandy 0
wow srry but YDI for forgetting your mom is in your contacts..I'm just going to assume it was just a slow moment and you might have more common sense than this.
palmtrees 1
I really wouldn't make that assumption, actually, given the magnitiude of the stupidity here.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I second #22...
CyclonePsycho 1
Whoa, there is so much fail here that you've actually rendered me speechless. :|
coopcas 0
And you didnt invite the entirity of the FML commenters? You little bitch, you deserve what you got.
girandwogpig 0
Yeah I'm with #15!!! What gives OP?!?!??!
kdb_fml 0
Your text itself proves that you are a loser "Maybe some sex," really? What kind of parties do you throw that you plan for that? YDI for sending it to your contact list without looking at who was on it!
lexiBRo 0
yeah really..do you normally hook up with anyone who answers your text messages?? F your moms Life for having to find out her sneaky little daughter is a ****...
Shlizabeth 0
She's probably a virgin, but I agree, f her mom's life.
BLNovelist 0
Considering she 'forwarded' the e-mail...that makes me doubt it was her that was throwing the party. :c
lexiBRo 0
ehh.. she probably just said fwd bc she sent it to multiple ppl
supergirl505 0
Wow your one smart cookie
TheUnknown_fml 9
Wow. To your mom too? YDI
midwestjerk 0
Sounds like you'd just be laying on a table with your legs spread. If you're stupid enough to send a message with "maybe some sex" in it to EVERYONE in your phone book, then you're likely just a little tramp. Though, come to think of it, your mom's response might indicate she wants to get into your pants. She might even drug your food to make it easier. Have fun with that!
jenjen23 0
this is rediculose... you sicken me.
midwestjerk 0
Do you mean ridiculous? That was sort of the point.
fxdxhk90 0
This is your fault. But since your an idiot, and apparently a loser, I voted fyl,
thelonelylurker 0
Facepalm, OP. Facepalm.
eliz3 0
You're just a ******* idiot to be frank. I bet no one took you up on the "maybe some sex" offer.