Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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Dashiell 0
Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?
Shlizabeth 0
I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.
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Comments (181)
Sanrio90 8
LOLOLOLOL!!! YDI idiot. First, because no one wants a bunch of obnoxious assholes in their house getting wasted and having sex. I'm not the type who thinks kids should be subject to the whole "my house my rules!!!" crap that's used to justify overbearing parenting, however it is technically your parents' place therefore you don't have the right to invite a bunch of people. Also, because you didn't check who you were forwarding it to. Duh. Thanks for the laugh though :D
TheCashMan88 0
And what's wrong with the, "My House, My Rules?" stigma? They are raising the kid, why shouldn't the kid have to follow the rules of the house?
miss_mojo 2
you, my friend, are a true class idiot. scratch that.. i'd be too embarrassed to be your friend.
summer99 0
so you got caught planning a huge alcohol party at your house (through your own stupidity, nonetheless) AND you only got grounded for three weeks? wheres the FML here? YDI completely.
cabernet 0
YDI for being stupid enough to not think through your contact list before hitting send. Did family and relatives not cross your mind at all? FYL, not for getting grounded, but for being as stupid as you are.
daonlytdoc 0
ha is all I can say... hahaha your life sucks
DSuarez94 0
you didn't think your mom was in your contacts ydi big time
TheCashMan88 0
I agree. My kid would have been grounded for at LEAST 2 months.
FoundManyLemons 0
You texted your mom about a sex party, and she only grounded you for 3 weeks? You are a loser.
brotherssuck 0
LOL DUMBASS
netbeui435 3
you are an idiot.