Caught

By luckoftheirish - 18/07/2021 11:01

Spicy
Today, I found out that masturbating on an airplane isn't frowned upon like they say in the movie 'The Hangover'. It's actually illegal. FML
I agree, your life sucks 236
You deserved it 2 946

Same thing different taste

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No shit, Sherlock. What made you think that was a good idea?

I’m so glad I grew up in an era where common sense prevailed

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No shit, Sherlock. What made you think that was a good idea?

I’m so glad I grew up in an era where common sense prevailed

I hope this is sarcasm because you absolutely did not lol

"It must be true! I saw it in a movie!" Dumbass...

Don't touch yourself outside of your own home.

Unless it’s a hotel room that’s booked in your name.

Or any place sexual activity is allowed, really.

Everyone else's life sucks for having to put up with people like you. You actually deserve everything that happens from the situation.

Sady_Ct 37

Did you find out the hard way or the easy way?

I'm guessing it was the hard way. Or at least the semi-hard way.