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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By beforegirl - 08/11/2010 21:11 - Australia

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

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By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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LardZilla 11

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:15

At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"

MasterL 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:05

sorry about that buddy :' (

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ryno2004 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:54

YDI for being fat...

NuTrees 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:00

sucks man were you passing by or were you the epidemic?

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:01

FYL FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RyanX92 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:01

sue them lol you didn't give permission so make some money

chrisauh 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:07

LOL, most fat girls are unattractive. Watch the replies from the fatties it will be hilarious.

funnyfuntime 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 23:18

I see a fat girl in your profile pic.

Silv3rClaw 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:08

that sucks for you

iBeast101 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:09

Wow that is just mean. I wonder what they were asking you.

izzy101 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:12

awww :(

jayemdoubleyou 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:18

I like how you used the medical symbol because shoving food in your mouth and/or not exercising is a medical problem.

ugliness 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:20

fat* are* you* ?!* :)

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