Miscellaneous: Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside.... - FML

By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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Top comments

kighrawr 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

twilightobsesser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

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NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:18

Everyone has negative images of themselves. Of course, don't make it a habit, and if you really feel you're fat, just talk with friends and family about it and perhaps seek help or get a personal trainer if you really are overweight. Otherwise, if you're happy about yourself, don't stress it.

Sharapova001 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:22

fag

xGet_Over_It 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:44

fag? i would go with thoughtful

yuop77 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:38

fag...

JayColt 0

Friday 17 September 2010 3:56

fag

EmilyCecile 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:37

i agree with 85. a thoughtfull sweet person. the rest of yall r just ass's

xXwolflegionXx 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:37

Oh yeah he's the fag

xXwolflegionXx 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:38

I'm going with #85

Way2Fast8 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 6:37

So true

Malik_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 4:31

That's stupid. You can't just suddenly realize "Oh wait thats me"

POSE1DON 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:01

wow this is the stupidest FML story ever you dumbass how can you not know how you ******* look like you fat ass piece of shit **** I HATE FAT PPL

kighrawr 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Thursday 14 July 2016 13:16

Today I really fat and ugly woman looking at her reflection and laughing near a building. FML

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:11

LOL HAHAHAHAHA, this is gold!

JiNEx3 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:43

LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FML HAAAHHAHHHHHA looooooool favourite :)

Paigeth 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 6:38

I call BS.

Zvezdomir 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:52

totally fake

twilightobsesser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

unimportant 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:17

um...are you serious?

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