Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Top comments
LardZilla 11
At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"
MasterL 3
sorry about that buddy :' (
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Comments (216)
demetrius19 7
lol you must b fat!
tona01 16
well done sherlock you cracked the case
Crazy4Christ 0
and you must be a twisted unsure lesbian... oh wait! u are!
YacL 15
WTF is wrong with being a lesbian?
EliseAqua 0
No way! *Sarcasm*
royaltea 0
that really sucks.. srry to hear
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't think it counts if it was a random pull. Only if they interviewed you I think...
unvmesucka 0
I'd say. Maybe op will be on an Australian version of Biggest Loser due to being a random passerby.
YoLauryn 0
I would sue the company :)
ugliness 6
or just ignore it.. I wish it were cheaper to move to America, apparently I could sue for every little thing and get rich quick :D or at least that's what FML has taught me
johnnyredcorn 5
I love how on almost every FML the OP gets told to sue, it's not an easy quick fix, lawyers are expensive and it's a terribly long process, I think they would rather just ignore the whole thing rather than going through all of the bullshit that comes along with suing somebody.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well that must be embarrassing :/
LakersFanatiC 3
Haha I wouldve paid to see your face when you saw yourself !
jshicksSN 0
me tooo!!!!!
stormchaser24 24
FYL. but can't you sue if they show your face without your permission? I see this is not in the US. but again FYL.
Predental 5
Haha I've never seen an obese asian before
CryMoreFMLs 15
Well that's for their safety. Fat Epidemic doesn't really put any lives at risk.