Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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LardZilla 11
At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"
MasterL 3
sorry about that buddy :' (
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Comments (216)
Russ979 2
Stole that from a jim gaffigan joke didn't you?
kkavyangad 0
just cos ur fat doesn't make your life f-Ed up!!if u love yourself enough,it should hardly matter if you're thin or fat...embrace it,you'll be happy!
OfficeNinja 5
too bad you did notice the media filming. you could have kicked the camera guy in the nuts, then done a report on the "random nut shot epidemic". I hate slow news days. they run non-stories like this...
yuviluv 5
loose weight if you don't want to be a star.
CrayonsArentWaxy 0
Time to sign up for the gym or eat better fatty mac daddy:)
mooimafishabbey 0
well when u don't care about ur body and let yourself get fat.....
valdancer99 0
fail
massnerder420 4
Whenever I see those specials on the news I wonder if the people on the footage see themselves and get sad. I guess they do. That sucks, FYL, OP.
weasel781 2
well lose some wait you fat ass!
weasel781 2
-weight
hubbs666 2
burning more calories than you intake will make you lose weight no matter what disease or medical problem you have, good attempt at an excuse though
kadiedlawrence 0
Yeah, speaking from the point of view of someone who is fat and can't do shit about it until I have major surgery on my ovaries, not all fat people are fat because they choose to be or because they're lazy or overeat. You should try not being such assholes and maybe you might understand.