Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Lol, that girl owned herself! She should consider being less stupid

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GreenMaze 0

Are you megamind?

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imacreeper 3

damn, if you were pushing that hard F both of your lives! sounds painful.

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flockz 19

i bet she didnt see that coming.

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AbuelaGrande 0

Pero que cosa mas Feo! Ay, gracias as Dios que yo estava en mi cocina cocienado cuando esto paso. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! El Dios is bien.

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Ronnie_loves_you 11

47, you're an idiot. Comprendes lo que te estoy disciendo?

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wintamint101 7

dumbass the dmv is closed on sundays

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boyguydudemalema 0

you should've asked her if it was plugged in.

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Andrew1122 0

obviously she was screwing with your mind hahahaha

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ifailplzinsultme 0

I hope you didn't mind me getting a good laugh out of that. FYL

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lamAzn 0

you're not the only one who laughed

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lamAzn 0

you're not the only one who laughed

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lilmisslovely13 15

lol exactly what i was thinking :)

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zoomdoom 0

should have said "that's what she said" and they would get lost

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skizzlerz 0

haha what, did she think you were in labor? Jeez what a bitch. She didn't need to flip out about it.

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YacL 15

Silly employees, they thought they were doctors and you were giving birth.

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iAmScrubs 19

She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

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blackberry90210 0

haa yeh, that would be hilaaarious, so god damn funny!! ha haha yeh.. if this was a cartoon. -_-

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iAmScrubs 19

oh, hey look. It's the guy who was trying to tell me how I should comment on FML. You're a really funny guy Blackberry90210. I got you a spot as a stand up comedian on David Letterman. Just kidding, you aren't funny at all.

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iAmScrubs 19

I have nothing against you bro. You seem like a cool guy, but why do you always have negative things to say about my comments?

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YacL 15

Scrubs, we all know one thing. Haters guna hate.

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perdix 29

You ought to ask her out on a date. Surely, she's impressed by how well you take orders.

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ZoZo17_fml 0

maybe if she becomes a daycare person one day. she is pushing someone on the swings, the kid says, "push harder" and she gets kicked in the face..

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