Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Top comments
LardZilla 11
At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"
MasterL 3
sorry about that buddy :' (
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Comments (216)
starsfan_9 7
Too bad they didn't try to interview you, you could've pulled an Antoine Dodson
yepyepyepyep 0
sue and then use the money for lipo sucktion. then keep the sucked out fat from urself and put it in a plastic baggy then use it to burn for oil... or maybe thats whale blubber..
MrXerxes5 6
Well i hope that was a sign for you.
SexyQueen0905 24
At least now you have a solid incentive to lose weight!
freight48 0
you were in public. they don't need consent.
green_eggs_and_h 0
On the bright side, at least now you have some motivation to lose weight! :)
iwuvwoo 7
Hmmm... good motivation to lose some weight. You can be the first to be a survivor of the fat epidemic!
Tsui 0
Being famous by being fat is a good thing! You're contributing to the evidence of "fat America!"
A7X_LoVeee 10
Too bad OP doesn't live in America. Dipshit.
xx7000girlxx 0
Hahahahaha! Thank you for making me laugh :-D
trooper8383 0
well at least your were not eating anything
goshpeople 4
The OP never said they weren't. It is possible to walk and eat at the same time.