By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 685
You deserved it 25 391

Same thing different taste

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At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"

MasterL 3

sorry about that buddy :' (

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Too bad they didn't try to interview you, you could've pulled an Antoine Dodson

sue and then use the money for lipo sucktion. then keep the sucked out fat from urself and put it in a plastic baggy then use it to burn for oil... or maybe thats whale blubber..

Well i hope that was a sign for you.

At least now you have a solid incentive to lose weight!

you were in public. they don't need consent.

green_eggs_and_h 0

On the bright side, at least now you have some motivation to lose weight! :)

iwuvwoo 7

Hmmm... good motivation to lose some weight. You can be the first to be a survivor of the fat epidemic!

Being famous by being fat is a good thing! You're contributing to the evidence of "fat America!" 

A7X_LoVeee 10

Too bad OP doesn't live in America. Dipshit.

Hahahahaha! Thank you for making me laugh :-D

trooper8383 0

well at least your were not eating anything

The OP never said they weren't. It is possible to walk and eat at the same time.