By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 00:09 - Sweden

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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NuTrees 9

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

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Damn_Hippster 11

That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.

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suxs4ulol 22

How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.

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miz_kamakazi 11

Reminds me of the movie, "get smart" Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"

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ladyLALAA 28

This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches

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Awesome_Guy2468 0

Douchebag? Either u have the wrong fml or you don't know what douchebag means

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NuTrees 9

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

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yahoowizard 16

(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house

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XxgreymoonxX 8

Do a barrel roll :D

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GrammarTeacher 1

Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done

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Link5794 18

Actually, a barrel roll is a spiral whose axis is some distance from the top of the plane.

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lovertolover 4

Come on people. Admit it, we've all done this before.

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ClassyCommando 13

I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?

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ClassyCommando 13

Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.

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dumboears 8

But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?

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TheCarChanel 0

I raised the sensors on mine just for that reason

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Llama_Face89 33

I haven't...I'm not that agile...the key thing though. That I've done.

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sheethapins 13

True, I ninja all over the place all the time.

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onlychildFTW 33

My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha

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girl112891 7

I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!

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thesoccerone7 3

I had to do this to get out of my grandma's house before. The button was by the door to the house. Makes you feel awesome when you pull it off.

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Badab1ng 5

Gears of War: Daily grind edition

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CVeNgineer 0

Mission impossible and Indiana jones references were cooler..

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GoW_Chick 14

I liked your reference

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GoW_Chick 14

Edit: I liked your reference, then again it is my favorite game, so that might be why.

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Badab1ng 5

I referenced because of the head first dive. It is an amazing game, I'd agree.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Heh, isn't it great when the universe shows us it's sense of humor?

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girl112891 7

Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.

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blick457 4

Don't forget your hat indy or in your case keys

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bitchslapped22 14

It still must have been cool at least!

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