By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 00:09 - Sweden

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.


Nice one, douchebag.

How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.

Reminds me of the movie, "get smart" Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"

Wow you are so funny -.-'

This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches

Douchebag? Either u have the wrong fml or you don't know what douchebag means

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

Love your profile pic

Ninja!! Oh wait...

(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house

Do a barrel roll :D

Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done

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Actually, a barrel roll is a spiral whose axis is some distance from the top of the plane.

Come on people. Admit it, we've all done this before.

I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?

Car keys, they meant car keys.

Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.

But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?

I raised the sensors on mine just for that reason


I haven't...I'm not that agile...the key thing though. That I've done.

True, I ninja all over the place all the time.

My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha

I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!

I had to do this to get out of my grandma's house before. The button was by the door to the house. Makes you feel awesome when you pull it off.

Gears of War: Daily grind edition

Mission impossible and Indiana jones references were cooler..

I liked your reference

Edit: I liked your reference, then again it is my favorite game, so that might be why.

I referenced because of the head first dive. It is an amazing game, I'd agree.

Totally worth it.

Even without witnesses.

Heh, isn't it great when the universe shows us it's sense of humor?

Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.

Don't forget your hat indy or in your case keys

It still must have been cool at least!