Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
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NuTrees
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That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn
| 2
Nice one, douchebag.
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suxs4ulol
| 22
How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.
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miz_kamakazi
| 11
Reminds me of the movie, "get smart"
Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"
Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Wow you are so funny -.-'
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ladyLALAA
| 28
This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches
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Awesome_Guy2468
| 0
Douchebag? Either u have the wrong fml or you don't know what douchebag means
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NuTrees
| 9
That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!
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iCake
| 13
Love your profile pic
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leogirl95
| 12
Ninja!!
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
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yahoowizard
| 16
(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house
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XxgreymoonxX
| 8
Do a barrel roll :D
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GrammarTeacher
| 1
Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Killjoy.
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Link5794
| 16
Actually, a barrel roll is a spiral whose axis is some distance from the top of the plane.
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lovertolover
| 4
Come on people. Admit it, we've all done this before.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?
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lovertolover
| 4
Car keys, they meant car keys.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.
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lovertolover
| 4
Fair enough.
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dumboears
| 8
But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?
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TheCarChanel
| 0
I raised the sensors on mine just for that reason
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neal001
| 0
PEOPLE GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT NUMBER 17
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Llama_Face89
| 33
I haven't...I'm not that agile...the key thing though. That I've done.
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sheethapins
| 13
True, I ninja all over the place all the time.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha
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girl112891
| 7
I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!
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thesoccerone7
| 3
I had to do this to get out of my grandma's house before. The button was by the door to the house. Makes you feel awesome when you pull it off.
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Badab1ng
| 5
Gears of War: Daily grind edition
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CVeNgineer
| 0
Mission impossible and Indiana jones references were cooler..
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GoW_Chick
| 14
I liked your reference
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GoW_Chick
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Edit: I liked your reference, then again it is my favorite game, so that might be why.
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Badab1ng
| 5
I referenced because of the head first dive. It is an amazing game, I'd agree.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Totally worth it.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Even without witnesses.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Heh, isn't it great when the universe shows us it's sense of humor?
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girl112891
| 7
Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.
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blick457
| 4
Don't forget your hat indy or in your case keys
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bitchslapped22
| 14
It still must have been cool at least!