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Nice one, douchebag.
How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.
Wow you are so funny -.-'
This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches
(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house
Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done
Killjoy.
Come on people. Admit it, we've all done this before.
I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?
Car keys, they meant car keys.
Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.
Fair enough.
But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?
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True, I ninja all over the place all the time.
My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha
I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!
Totally worth it.
Even without witnesses.
Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.
Don't forget your hat indy or in your case keys
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That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!
That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.