How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.

Reminds me of the movie, "get smart" Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"

Wow you are so funny -.-'

This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches

Douchebag? Either u have the wrong fml or you don't know what douchebag means

Love your profile pic

(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house

Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done

Killjoy.

Actually, a barrel roll is a spiral whose axis is some distance from the top of the plane.

I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?

Car keys, they meant car keys.

Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.

Fair enough.

But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?

I raised the sensors on mine just for that reason

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I haven't...I'm not that agile...the key thing though. That I've done.

True, I ninja all over the place all the time.

My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha

I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!

I had to do this to get out of my grandma's house before. The button was by the door to the house. Makes you feel awesome when you pull it off.

Mission impossible and Indiana jones references were cooler..

I liked your reference

Edit: I liked your reference, then again it is my favorite game, so that might be why.

I referenced because of the head first dive. It is an amazing game, I'd agree.

Even without witnesses.

Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.