FML : Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up...

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Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 January 2012 00:09 / Sweden

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By NuTrees | 9

#3880607 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:48

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

By Damn_Hippster | 11

#3880804 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:01

That's some Indian Jones shit right there. I wouldn't even care about the keys as long as at least one person saw that.

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By nfjskcbdkdjdjdn | 2

#3880606 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:48

Nice one, douchebag.

suxs4ulol | 22

#3881240 - Saturday 14 January 2012 7:22

How does that make him a douchebag? he seems like a ninja in training to me.

miz_kamakazi | 11

#3881666 - Saturday 14 January 2012 8:19

Reminds me of the movie, "get smart"

Or maybe the show, "Mr. Bean"

ladyLALAA | 28

#3881703 - Saturday 14 January 2012 8:34

Wow you are so funny -.-'

ladyLALAA | 28

#3884513 - Saturday 14 January 2012 22:58

This was directed at 3. Thumb me down bitches

Awesome_Guy2468 | 0

#3885921 - Sunday 15 January 2012 4:48

Douchebag? Either u have the wrong fml or you don't know what douchebag means

By NuTrees | 9

#3880607 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:48

That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

iCake | 13

#4835985 - Sunday 19 August 2012 23:39

Love your profile pic

By leogirl95 | 12

#3880612 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:49

Ninja!!

Oh wait...

yahoowizard | 16

#3882035 - Saturday 14 January 2012 11:07

(continued)...ninjas don't need keys to get into a house

By XxgreymoonxX | 8

#3880634 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:50

Do a barrel roll :D

GrammarTeacher | 1

#3883809 - Saturday 14 January 2012 19:32

Does no one know what a barrel roll is?! Christ it is rolling on your side I.E. the motion made while actually rolling in a barrel.. Not what OP claims to have done

ClassyCommando | 13

#3884252 - Saturday 14 January 2012 21:01

Killjoy.

Link5794 | 16

#4856312 - Friday 24 August 2012 18:43

Actually, a barrel roll is a spiral whose axis is some distance from the top of the plane.

By lovertolover | 4

#3880635 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:50

Come on people. Admit it, we've all done this before.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3880694 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:54

I haven't. I lock the door when I leave so I have to take the key with me. Am I the only person who does this?

lovertolover | 4

#3880706 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:55

Car keys, they meant car keys.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3880744 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:57

Oh... I blame OP for poor FML composition.

lovertolover | 4

#3880775 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:59

Fair enough.

dumboears | 8

#3880820 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:04

But most time people keep their house key on their car key key chain. So I'm assuming he also locked himself out?

TheCarChanel | 0

#3880880 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:17

I raised the sensors on mine just for that reason

neal001 | 0

#3880942 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:25

PEOPLE GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT NUMBER 17

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3881122 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:56

I haven't...I'm not that agile...the key thing though. That I've done.

sheethapins | 13

#3881258 - Saturday 14 January 2012 7:26

True, I ninja all over the place all the time.

onlychildFTW | 33

#3881989 - Saturday 14 January 2012 10:37

My garage door is so old it has no sensor. So it's less pro when I go rollin on the floor :( hahahaha

girl112891 | 7

#3882382 - Saturday 14 January 2012 13:47

I fall side ways mid roll, so no, haven't done it. Not successfully anyway. :,( I'm never getting my ninja badge!

thesoccerone7 | 3

#3887672 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:29

I had to do this to get out of my grandma's house before. The button was by the door to the house. Makes you feel awesome when you pull it off.

By Badab1ng | 5

#3880648 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:51

Gears of War: Daily grind edition

CVeNgineer | 0

#3881034 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:39

Mission impossible and Indiana jones references were cooler..

GoW_Chick | 14

#3881070 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:44

I liked your reference

GoW_Chick | 14

#3881087 - Saturday 14 January 2012 6:47

Edit: I liked your reference, then again it is my favorite game, so that might be why.

Badab1ng | 5

#3881172 - Saturday 14 January 2012 7:07

I referenced because of the head first dive. It is an amazing game, I'd agree.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#3880650 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:51

Totally worth it.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#3880681 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:52

Even without witnesses.

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3880652 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:51

Heh, isn't it great when the universe shows us it's sense of humor?

girl112891 | 7

#3882390 - Saturday 14 January 2012 13:49

Makes you do a cool roll and THEN reminds you of your keys.

By blick457 | 4

#3880667 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:52

Don't forget your hat indy or in your case keys

By bitchslapped22 | 14

#3880669 - Saturday 14 January 2012 5:52

It still must have been cool at least!

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