By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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12GaugeTurtle 1
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Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

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05PP1 17
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Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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ThePsyche 9

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rahrah765765 11
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Again with the ice cream?

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reallytho3 11

Pretty sure ops gonna cramp up with the ice cream lol nice idea tho

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xzeldax3 18
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What if he is lactose intolerant?

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Cowboy1986 4

22- sherbet

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cntryiscntrywide 0
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^ | | Cowboys are the best.

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manicethemage 9
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Gosh...that escalated quickly.

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citymayer 7

Sherbet actually has milk in it.

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tacohead411 14
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You are a genius xD

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saIty 17

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MyNameIsViet 15
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Unlucky mate, the jokes get funnier as you mature.

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ConBroChilll 9
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well according to his profile he's 79. By that rule he should be pretty god damn hilarious

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sens3sfailing 24
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Must...resist...urge...to grammar nazi...84's profile! Gaaaaaah!!!! You're**** NOT "YOUR a creeper"! Okay...I feel better now...

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I_lost_the_game 25
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If OpP's been stealing bacon, then this FML is a YDI for sure.

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EvilPotato 14
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Keep checking the news channel they normally show the same story more than once.

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simonepedretti 7
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B.I.N.G. (Because It's Not Google)

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Zya_fml 8
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Let's hope it's not because you murdered somebody....

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Zedd_fml 8
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....Momma I just killed a man.....

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hooligyn123 18

...put the gun against his head... Damnit! That is going to be stuck in my head all day.

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airforce987 20
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59 - And that's a bad thing how? Galileo!

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angrymexican 8
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I just got that song out of my head dammit!

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I_lost_the_game 25
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...Pulled my trigger, now he's dead...

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BunchieRules 31

Bismilla!

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BunchieRules 31

Bismilla!

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BunchieRules 31

My first double-post. Curse you, Android app!

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DynamicDave 11
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You people suck at this. Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave at your bastardization of that masterpiece.

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kooochris1995 14
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Well have you been touching little kids lately? Jk, look on the bright side, maybe it was something good.

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neilykins 29
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Not something to joke about :|

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21jason 9
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zombicidal 11
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32 its the internet everything is okay to joke about

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geko911 22
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47 - except what's not ok to joke about. i.e. kid touching (except if you're pedobear... Every kid loves pedobear!), insulting the mentally ill and such. This might be the Internet but a popular concept such as common sense still exists.

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valleyshooter 8
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Common sense isn't so common. In fact it's rare. Have you not been on this long. Most of these fmls could have been averted using common sense.

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callous 2
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Is it your birthday

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ebonyirony 29
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I always make the news on MY birthday.

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leannez 21
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In Vancouver, on one of the morning news, you can submit anyone's photo if it's their birthday or anniversary :)

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gader 3
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Call them and ask them about it.

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sisterjameela 7
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I dunno how I'd feel if I were you. I'd be scared I was wanted for doing something or there's an evil twin out there trolling around wearing your face. Hope you won something though or it's good news.

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Twonty2 6

Hahaha! Wearing his face?!

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thathipsterchick 2

Lol

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