Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Top comments
LardZilla 11
At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"
MasterL 3
sorry about that buddy :' (
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rain_2k4 0
You like what you seen? Then change it!
InnocentLies 0
Do exercise eat healthier? It's easy to lose weight.. :|
ladyJujubee 5
sue them they don't know if you have a health problem anyways they can use you without your consent
klong91 7
Are you motivated to exercise now?
JohnnyPhantom 0
seems a lot like a Jim Gaffigan joke rip off to me
ladyJujubee 5
your right!
lilykgillett 0
FATASS:)
roro9944 0
Lol cuz ur sooo fat!!!
johnnythreetears 2
at least they didn't ask OP for an interview
igotswagger313 0
**** u