Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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LardZilla 11
At least the news reporter didn't say, "Oh my! A wild snorlax appeared!"
MasterL 3
sorry about that buddy :' (
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ripgeorgecarl1n 7
If you didn't sign a release, you may have a lawsuit. Honestly though, I don't really know what im talking about.
Mekeritrig 15
I thought they only film the stomachs when they film fat people. Other times when they show the heads they blur the faces.
Badshah29 6
On the bright side, now you're famous!
sematariux 7
and you sir work out too much apparently haha
SpeakingMyMind 0
I love how people are getting criticized for not working out, and then again others are being criticized for working out. *sigh*
Badshah29 6
i prefer my way ;)
iRiS890 5
Me too... JS lol
kittennn 0
This is brilliant. Lose weight.
tamoodielovesmar 1
thats what i thought
hunterhound 0
haha he's a "famous fatty"
Ashtonvandy 0
That shouldn't be a problem. But knowing the world these days, you're probably offended.
paleontologist 8
What shouldn't be a problem? The fact that someone is making it explicitly clear to OP that they are inadequate, gross, and undesirable? Who the **** would NOT be offended or hurt by that? You're probably some little teenage shit who has never had a weight problem and doesn't understand how it feels or even how it works. Not EVERYONE who is overweight is overweight for the same reasons. Sometimes it's a side effect of medicine, maybe the person is disabled and can't work out, maybe their metabolism is very slow and anything they eat just gets turned into fat, it could be genetic, it could be baby fat that they grew into and are in the process of losing it, or they could be depressed and have a hard time getting motivated to lose anything or they might be happy with their bodies but people like you and people like the person filming OP make it so they doubt themselves and lose their self esteem in the process. Respect everyone regardless of their god damn weight because we're all ******* humans.
codyfranta 0
First!
22Marie22 0
Fail.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Keep at it tiger. Only 25 spaces to go.
CateXOX 0
Just a little off. Joking aside, I have absolutely no idea how you didn't notice all the comments already there.
austinkiser 3
read really slow I bet then posted
codyfranta 0
Thats the point. So really you fail, for calling a failed fail. Fail.
tamoodielovesmar 1
how do people say this is a ydia
bonnie_vb8 5
That's a good motivation to loose weight