Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
Tigg3r 3
Don't punish the child, punish yourself. Although when I was four I did poke dead things. I'm the kid who sees the dead animal and says "Hey! Let's go poke it with a stick!!"
lyssalicious 0
Parenting 101: Don't leave young children unattended.
fallenpug 0
this is just somthing to bring up in front of his friends years from now
CJ090 0
*sigh* white people - Jew Power
advent2060 4
OP=bad parent if they cant teach their kid not to eat ******* roadkill...i mean come on?!?
advent2060 4
why are you hating on dogs so much!!!! geez!! calm the **** down!!!
Badboy6 5
Ew thats Nasty lol take him to the doctor
raquelspeaking 0
Oh come on! I live in Texas and THAT is NOT the grossest thing done to roadkill before, especially if he was just trying it hahaha I've seen hillbillies do worse with animals. Check him for worms though!
marcychick 0
you watched them do worse!!? your just as sick and nasty as they are!!
Soulathyia 0
There were 2 dead rabbits in ur back yard? Really? I doubt this.
SeventhFonons 0
Maybe they were eating off of the same rabbit... ?
floobl11121 0
ROFL!!!!!