Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
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What The ****.
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Comments (135)
powersmoke 0
Wabbits are good for you. Don't helicopter-parent over him.
dacho 7
Nice parenting skills. Oh nvm. Texas. Now makes more sense.
perdix 31
Poor parenting by Texas standards. A properly raised four-year-old Texan would know to smoke the dead rabbit over mesquite wood and enjoy it with a few cold Shiner Bocks and toss the empties into the yard of his neighbor who is a Longhorn/Aggie, depending on which one he isn't. Eating raw, dead rabbit is so Oklahoma!
Taravampire 0
My friend lives in Texas. . . 3M0 BUNNI!!! (_/) (=.=) (")_(")
quantum_insanity 0
come on people... this would only be a parenting fail if it wasn't the first time...
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Because your parents waited until they found you licking road-kill off the asphalt before they taught you not to eat crap you find in the ground outside?? By age 4, kids ARE supposed to know better, unless they are raised by morons. Heck, I was 3 by the time I already knew to refuse gum my friends were chewing and so on.
lettertjes 0
It would be more strange if he was eating a living rabbit. I know several people that eat dead rabbit every christmas.
sportsnut 0
please oh please let us see Darwin in action
waterynuggets 0
lmao
pinkkloverr 0
i guess we all know who shouldn't be getting a pet rabbit for christmas! this fml made me nauseous.
aback 5
...but I bet he won't eat broccoli. And wait till he watches the dogs eat catshit.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Win! XD
mawoo_fml 0
FML this is not .. FYourSonsL it is
trainman_NL 0
I can't stop laughing, HAHAHAHAHA
grrrarrrg2 2
Shouldn't this be FY sons life. I'd imagine eating a dead rabbit would make you sick. Or even F the rabbits life? I mean it's dead afterall and has it's corpse violated.