FML : Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jonathan / Monday 13 October 2008 08:27 /

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By kirstyfaerie | 0

#17627 - Friday 6 March 2009 5:35

only half naked?
you're not very ambitious.

By birchofacookie | 0

#184407 - Sunday 10 May 2009 5:24

That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up.
And Samus slapped me.

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By blahh12 | 0

#10793 - Monday 2 March 2009 9:16

lmao, this is hilarious

By kirstyfaerie | 0

#17627 - Friday 6 March 2009 5:35

only half naked?
you're not very ambitious.

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TheButler | 0

#654188 - Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:07

lolz haha

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Wicked_909 | 0

#1197968 - Friday 6 August 2010 11:06

i know right YDI for being negative don't look at the girls as half naked but be positive n think full naked n STD free

By Tenma_Hakase | 0

#23921 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:02

This is totally an FML, like the time I woke up to a dick in my ass, lol.

By whoretool | 0

#27901 - Thursday 12 March 2009 8:23

#4's got it. whered your nuts go?

By ludachrisZ | 0

#68942 - Monday 30 March 2009 3:45

lmfaooooooooo #5.

CHUBBY CHASERS WOOT WOOT!

By avely4 | 0

#98910 - Friday 10 April 2009 14:22

#5 - cut me in for some of that gay love :D

By ZH13 | 0

#130894 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:33

lolz @ #5

By 24788 | 5

#148510 - Monday 27 April 2009 21:35

Lol, at least you can undress her with your mind.

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thatonek1d | 0

#1029324 - Sunday 13 June 2010 9:50

^kinky shit!

By birchofacookie | 0

#184407 - Sunday 10 May 2009 5:24

That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up.
And Samus slapped me.

By shanyo | 0

#220894 - Friday 22 May 2009 20:00

What's with all the talk of gay loving?? Though come to think of it, I'm kinda curious now!

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