Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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blahh12
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lmao, this is hilarious
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kirstyfaerie
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only half naked?
you're not very ambitious.
you're not very ambitious.
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TheButler
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lolz haha
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Wicked_909
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i know right YDI for being negative don't look at the girls as half naked but be positive n think full naked n STD free
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Tenma_Hakase
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This is totally an FML, like the time I woke up to a dick in my ass, lol.
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whoretool
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#4's got it. whered your nuts go?
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ludachrisZ
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lmfaooooooooo #5.
CHUBBY CHASERS WOOT WOOT!
CHUBBY CHASERS WOOT WOOT!
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avely4
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#5 - cut me in for some of that gay love :D
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ZH13
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lolz @ #5
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24788
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Lol, at least you can undress her with your mind.
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thatonek1d
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^kinky shit!
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birchofacookie
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That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up.
And Samus slapped me.
And Samus slapped me.
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shanyo
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What's with all the talk of gay loving?? Though come to think of it, I'm kinda curious now!
you're not very ambitious.
And Samus slapped me.