Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
NO_LOVE_fml 0
that is so fake and nasty no kid would do that and if it was real ydi for not watching ur kid
sxyslimgoody 0
hahahahahaha this is SO friggin funny. i'm sorry it is and can everyone stop taking it so seriously? like, we all know the kid is ok now and its not like its ur responsibility so just throw ur head back and laugh. thats the entire point of the websit
Chesttsee 0
Hey, just letting you know. Your kid is an epic beast.
FMLtimes316 0
ewwwwwww!!!!! NASTY!!!!!!
KagamiSama 0
This is actually very funny, that he could do such a repulsive act of putting raw meat and eating it just because the dog was doing it. xD Your kid have guts. :)
anonymous45610 0
ew, but apart from the rabbit that so cute
Obrum 0
Mm, sounds tasty =P And if he doesn't get any illnesses or anything then what's the problem? Alright, if he does then fair enough but if he doesn't, just ensure he doesn't do it again and everything's fine! (and FHL for eating fur, that's awful in your mouth >_<)
Master__Chief 0
Survival of the fittest BABAI! And her son was definitately more fit than the rabbit P.S. raw meat has more vitamins and helps your balls make more white stuff OR helps a chicks pee pee make more babies
korcagirl1 0
gross.
isthisanfml 0
so stop him
NickM265 3
Your son rules.