Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
MangeMoi_fml 0
Skittleface..I dont think she would put this up here if her child was mentally ill or had any type of disorder just because of the type of feedback she knew she'd get from people who dont know his condition.
Banez 0
Omg... that's no bueno
eoghanface 0
Kids need to do stuff like eat dirt an dead shit at a young age, builds up their imune system..
mason022 0
Dirt, sure, dead (wild) animals, and the dirt those animals may have done their 'business' in, NO!! That's how the child gets parasites and serious diseases, and as a child has a lower immune system, they have a higher risk of dying from those things that wild animals are infected with. Don't give advice like that unless you have at least some kind of degree in health/medicine.
loveyahun 0
crankyadam, this is a website called FMyLife not bitch on about deceased relatives. My real mother died giving brith to me and my real father hung himself. I'm not bitching because I was lucky enough to be adopted. So go bitch on to sumone who gives a damn. BTW why the he'll would you allow and watch your son eat a dead rabbit? Not that rabbit isn't good in taste
mason022 0
Have fun explaining to the doctor why your son now is infested with gastrointestinal parasites, please do not have anymore children.
mason022 0
Clearly you know nothing about pets. Either go out into the world and socialize yourself, and get an education aswell, or go join that rabbit, and get eaten by a human, loser.
natizakhi 0
yeah right bitch! this is soooo fake!
doglady 16
Look on the bright side: at least your dog wasn't eating poo...
daowdedo 0
Awww. That is really cute.
kellster 2
Maybe you should have been watching him instead of taking pics?