Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
xxxNataliexxx 0
Adam a lot of people say either there mom or dad are dead now at days when it's a lie, I have seen it happen
Taravampire 0
What's it with you and fighting with Adam?
REELAX_fml 0
who the f*** is Adam like really?
goomonk 2
Why don't you try replying to him instead of just commenting because he probably will never see this.
makethingsepic 0
That. Is. NASTY! D:
wazdog 4
Pics or it didn't happen.
LilaBear 2
That sucks. Perhaps you should teach your son not to eat stuff off the ground? You'd think by the time he was four he'd understand...
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
He. Is. FOUR.
aksteve 4
I knew not to eat whatever my cat caught or found when I was four and I don't think I was particularly smart...
crash52181 0
Couldn't have said it better myself....bad parenting.
ediciusNJ 0
I concur. I fear for our future reading stories like this about the up-and-coming generation. "Idiocracy" may actually come to pass...
skittleface 0
what if her son had autism? Eating what you find AND pretending to be a dog are all acceptable of the kid is anywhere on the autism spectrum People are so quick to blame parents. How about you have a ******* kid. All you can do is try to be the best parent you can be, not a "perfect parent"
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#58, if the kid was autistic and did something like that, it's pretty effing obvious the mom wouldn't be posting it on FML, no? Durrr... It was bad parenting, which is far more widespread than autism.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I agree with the comment about Idiocracy. That seems scarily close to being an accurate future.
lisaaaar 0
I think it's more of a Fyourson'sL
LolWaitWut 0
mmm rabbit..
Sdras 0
Can't say much more than, great Christmas training.
GodOfBeer 5
EPIC Parenting FAIL
DynamicDave 11
When I got like halfway through I thought you were gonna find him peeing on something lol. This was so much worse. FYourSon'sL for having fail parents.
nikkers 0
i have a 4 yr old... he would never do anything this icky... arent you a little worried that his role model is your dog and not yourself?