Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
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Simply_J 0
Kodak moment?
sammichbitch 0
What The ****.
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Comments (135)
Bassplyer 0
maby you should feed him...
DeadHorseman 11
better put a leash on that ******* rabid beast or its gonna go quarantine all over your ass
Daniellakorwek 0
If your four year old can catch a rabbit for food, I wouldn't worry about him providing for himself in the future.
laffinatu 0
YDI for not actually watching your son. When your son is outside, you should be too. 1) to watch and make sure he doesn't get hurt seriously 2) to make sure he doesn't go missing or wander off 3) to make sure he doesn't get into anything he shouldn't 4) to spend time with him instead of sending him off by himself. I'm not saying your a bad parent, and I know you can't watch him 24/7, but when you send him outside to play, you should be with him (yes even in your own yard). Smarten up. And you think this is an FML for you? How about for him? "My mommy sent me out to play by myself and I ate a dead rabbit". There are things outside he doesn't know about yet, perhaps you should be there to teach him. Dumbass.
Pog_fml 0
Jesus man! She was watching her kid the whole time, she leaves for 2 seconds to go get a camera so child services must be informed! Stop ringing the alarm bells and don't smother your kids! People who excessively clean their houses to prevent their kids from getting diseases are only making it worse for them when they grow up, if they get all these little sick-ups that everyone gets when they're young then they'll live a healthy life, smothering parents deserve to be, well, smothered!
AngelofMercy 0
Is this serious....? I have a pet rabbit.:( ...Who's a lot smarter and better behaved than stupid dogs.
GodOfBeer 5
and tastier in the pot! muhahahahahahaha
ani7793 0
dogs can be trained. go teach your rabbit to jump through hoops....
ani7793 0
someone had a bad experience with pets when he was little. mom must've liked doggy more than her bitch son
ani7793 0
If no one but me, and a few others, read that she went BACK outside meaning that she had been outside watching her son...and besides...she obviously was doing something right because she got out there in time to see that he was eating a dead rabbit. She could have went skipping around the house for an hour and a half and not even have known that her son ate the rabbit. With her knowing, now she'll be able to get him medical attention.
jesusjammies 0
God, the only thing I hate more than kids is when some brat is misbehaving and those doting moms won't tell their kids to straighten up, so some stranger has to call out their kids in public to stop annoying the shit out of everyone and the moms get all defensive instead of teaching the damn kid some manners. Oh but my point was that your kid is gross, and that's not at all cute.
veyn 0
looks like your son is a furry
trees23 0
omg that is so scary i feel really bad for you. if that happened to my i wold have scramed and called 911.