shot!

wow. i got first comment :P

ouch...!

kill the dog
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ewww chunks

Happened to me before. Grab it on the back of the neck and pinch. Do it right and it will release.

ew oh well time to put the dog to sleep

ew oh well time to put the dog to sleep

ure brothers a douche

in soviet Russia chunks bite dogs

Put the dog to sleep.

wowww. I woulda slapped him after 

I lol'd.

@31- hell no!!! dont put it to sleep!!

people!! I hve an urgent announcement. I am currently naked in my bathroom with nair hair removal cream all over my balls. that is all.

nice work 48!

There's cream to remove hair? Pubic hairs say goodbye! Woot

best dogs in the world are boerboels. google them!!

unless he bit reallyyhard, he wouldnt rip out skin, but if he did, it would be a bigger amount than a penny. Your uncle is a dumbshit and the credibility of this FML is very doubtful.

what does OP mean??????

It was her aunt...

first comment ever wooooooooo

66- origami penis

were you unaware of the wonder of nair?! it's the best for removing hair!! give it a go, that's a dare!!

Ouch.

your brothers retarded

65-first of all it could be a penny sized chunk if it was a smaller dog like a puppy and by the way it says his brother not his uncle was holdin the leash

#65

it could be a small dog like a terrier

lmao 70 rhyming ftw:)

26. really enough with the soviet Russia jokes. they stopped being funny a lonnngggg time agoo.

what about your birthday suit tho???

LOL 48... Too much information.

that shit sucks!

Your balls are going to start burning in about 30 seconds. Just forewarning you 

actually you're lucky he didn't pull the dog off. then it would have just ripped your skin away. you're supposed to try to distract the dog and get him to release. but fyl for getting bitten by a dog :(

LOL

yeah, it says unless it's special... do no tout anywhere near down there areas, nipples or face :/

ImaginaryVoice,
Ya gotta rhyme it, like Massdebator did.

Folks were screamin' - out of control
It was so entertainin' - when your balls started to explode
I heard somebody say

Burn baby burn! - balls inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down

aw your brother is so thoughtful. you will heal, sadly the shirt wouldn't.

same thing happens to me! except mine was on the leg

nice pic

can you say lawsuit?

boo hoo a penny I've had bigger chunks taken out of my forehead, arm, and butt you have no room to whine.

your a dick

take the dog and make it bite a chunk out of his hip

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you dog hating bastard..
who doesn't love puppies

Hate is such a strong word..

more of a cat person. Don't mind puppies terribly, but yeah, i like cats better.

ya i like pussy.. so suck it

Ah, 37. The love of what you can't get.

BURNN!!!

hahaha I second that burn
BURRRNN second degree..

Ooohhhhh third degree burn!!!!

BUUURRNNN!!!! 

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who're you trying to burn? the dog, right?

dog people, seriously.

I like dogs more but when you think about it, people here are arguing whether they like pussies or bitches better.... give that a thought

lol at 78, he's soo toasted by now

be gone, dog peoples. I am fireman Sam.

33 cats produce a hormone that will make you crazy. so you will end up the crazy cat lady/man. puppies produce a hormone that makes you love them. and I ain't making that shit up it was on animal planet.

having a kitten isn't going to turn you into a crazy cat man/lady. Seriously, that's if you have no friends in life and your family has ditched you.

hey 59 i can get get pussy like ur moms so go fuck ur girlfriends blue waffle. how was that burn bitch! ha

I would have broke it's neck

your brother is a retard

good thing it wasnt a dollar size chunk.....and tell your bro to choke on dick and suck balls

haa fyck the dog

NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Love those tits =)

I agree with 72

27 you look good

she looks yummy :P. like a cupcake. mmm

OP fails because it is easy to make a dog latched to a person get off. If you let panic take control, you only have your own failures to blame. YDI OP.

Damn, that sounds painful OP! I'm very much a dog person, but some dogs are vicious little mongrels!

Only if not trained properly