By bitten - United States
Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML
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  klsyy  |  0

unless he bit reallyyhard, he wouldnt rip out skin, but if he did, it would be a bigger amount than a penny. Your uncle is a dumbshit and the credibility of this FML is very doubtful.

  jal10a  |  1

65-first of all it could be a penny sized chunk if it was a smaller dog like a puppy and by the way it says his brother not his uncle was holdin the leash

  skittle68  |  0

actually you're lucky he didn't pull the dog off. then it would have just ripped your skin away. you're supposed to try to distract the dog and get him to release. but fyl for getting bitten by a dog :(

  RedPillSucks  |  31

Ya gotta rhyme it, like Massdebator did.

Folks were screamin' - out of control
It was so entertainin' - when your balls started to explode
I heard somebody say

Burn baby burn! - balls inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down


33 cats produce a hormone that will make you crazy. so you will end up the crazy cat lady/man. puppies produce a hormone that makes you love them. and I ain't making that shit up it was on animal planet.