Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML
Today, someone did a hit and run on my car hard enough to knock it onto the curb from its parking spot, destroying the bumper. They didn't leave any info behind. After taking care of police reports and such, I got home and took off my shoes just to step in a puddle of my roommate's horrible cat's diarrhea. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
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FMLreactor 0
That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.
Marianne90 0
DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P
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my_fml_account 2
but at least you saved the cat :)
FMLMeetYDI 0
Damn! FYL to make you feel better?
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I have to fart. Pffffffffffft. Hehehe, excuse me(; *Blows towards person below me.*
Joborikos 0
how is it people forget to put their cars in park when they are getting out... its 2009 we know how to drive cars... get it together lol YDI.
Ykk_fml 2
so it wasn't a helpless cat and you found out who was the poor helpless ;)
Asavar 0
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thequickredofox 0
That obviously took you a long time to do. ........ umm what is it meant to be?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
*facepalm*...don't worry dude, i get it...
Ykk_fml 2
one finger less and you got Homer Simpson TOH!!!!
UncleverName_FYL 0
Is it a trap?!?!? ....am i the only one who really got this. :(
kindiicandy 0
I bow down to that epic facepalm.
SS_Anon 0
facepalm has been FUKKEN SAVED!!!(seriously) thank you good sir for making this!
Wankster 0
you did the right thing :)
Ridyn 0
that's what you get for being a little pussy. Cats and dogs are nothing special, never stop or swirve to miss one. my life is more important than an animals.
deja54 0
Yes!
ohnoyouDINT 0
Only way this could have been better is if your car rolled and killed a family of 5. Stupid ******* do-gooders. The road to hell is paved with the good intentions of dumbfucks like you.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
But you got epic good karma points so it's worth it! :D Good things will come your way, regardless of the small setback. ^^/ You saved a life.