Transportation: Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while...

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 08:01

Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

Comments

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:40

*Farts again* Pfffffffft! Person below me KNOWS they're gunna get a smell of that one. ;D PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! *Blows toward person below and above me.* What now.

randomdguyd 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:48

haha you decided not to say your gender, but its in your sn

PurpDOODE 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:05

YOU FAIL AT LYFE,

n_london 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:14

why do so many people think this was a good deed? cats usually see cars and get out of the way. if you were intent on "saving" it, you should have just shoo'ed it out of the road, not "scooped it up" into your arms. that was stupid, you knew nothing about that cat. it probably ran right back into the road as soon as you left.

qwerty_123456 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:29

Getting out of the car without putting it in park.... Wasn't surprised one bit when I checked and saw that, indeed, this person is a Canadian.

Draq 1

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:40

Cats are never, ever helpless. If you see a stray grown up cat leave it the F alone, odds are it's doing just fine for itself. There is no place on earth that has a shortage of small rodents and birds.