FML : Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing...

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Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By damncat - / Tuesday 8 December 2009 06:26 / United States

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By LilaBear | 1

#709954 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:37

You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something?? STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable). AND you screamed for other people to help? Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort. YDI.

By Sarunas23 | 0

#709957 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:40

you didnt deserve it and youre a good person! :)

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By filthychook | 0

#709912 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:50

first?

sexxxtacy | 0

#710496 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 08:49

i have a feeling jesus was jus fucking wit op. he turned to an angel and was like watch wat happens if i turn that cat into a stuffed animal right when she saves it

Penetration | 0

#711333 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 05:57

Because trying to help is wrong. Never be nice. We should all troll and rape each other. I'll go first. Get me some razor wire.

Gclass15 | 0

#733586 - Thursday 24 December 2009 12:39

what the fuck man

Gclass15 | 0

#733631 - Thursday 24 December 2009 01:04

fag

By Ancients | 8

#709916 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:00

Pure awesomeness.

studentwoes | 2

#709930 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:12

Second, actually, and you're a dumbass.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#710054 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 02:44

The OP is a dumbass too. Doesn't she watch the nature channel? OP, if I heard a lady screaming for help, only to find it was just two animals fighting, I mighta smacked you upside the head. There's a reason it's illegal to yell "fire" when there isn't one.

myhairynutsack | 0

#711663 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 03:17

fucking idiot

ilovefatcats | 12

#981674 - Monday 19 April 2010 05:07

were the neighbors watching????!!! cuz they probally peed themselves!!

breenarae25 | 0

#1440237 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:17

fail

By lifeinhd | 3

#709929 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LEPOfficer | 0

#709940 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:23

Lmao! Me too.

quarty165 | 0

#710242 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 05:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrHotShot22 | 6

#5009001 - Saturday 6 October 2012 01:35

Nobody values animals lives anymore I see.

lexa1love | 16

#5415656 - Friday 22 March 2013 02:15

Although I would have pulled off safely, I would most definitely stop to attempt to save the cat and I don't even particularly like them. There's nothing wrong with that. I just personally couldn't allow myself to let an animal die if I had any chance of saving it.

By mastergrifin | 0

#709931 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:13

Get yourself some glasses.

By mastergrifin | 0

#709933 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:15

yea # 3 i couldn't believe it either.

By LilaBear | 1

#709954 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:37

perdix | 29

#709991 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 01:13

And if the cat were alive, it would have been wild mass of swinging claws and biting teeth, so if the OP had got in the middle of that, she'd have gotten pretty badly fucked up. Moral of the story: Don't interfere with nature unless you are a trained expert. Like Steve Irwin.

mps1969 | 7

#710035 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 02:15

Hmm did'nt Steve Irwin die from messing around with nature one to many times ? Moral of the story just leave nature alone period .

perdix | 29

#710072 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 03:06

That was my point ;)

chellinha93 | 0

#710200 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 04:52

Isn't Steve Irwin the famous crocodile hunter??

perdix | 29

#710253 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 05:33

WAS the famous crocodile hunter.

drkwlf | 0

#710332 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 06:41

Due to the sly force of Jeff Corwin paying off a stingray to pwn his ass.

alexFYL | 11

#710564 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 09:17

And if the cat had been real and alive at some point, after a vigorous shaking by a dog, it would most certainly be dead, or unsalvagable.

perdix | 29

#710673 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:12

alex, I wouldn't go so far as to say unsalvagable. There's always ketchup and tabasco sauce that can come to the rescue. ;)

CyclonePsycho | 1

#710684 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:19

Mmm, roadkill.

shihtzupup98 | 3

#1280655 - Saturday 21 August 2010 06:18

perdix u used to be hilarious in the intimacy section. where r u in there the fml is boring w/o u

By Sarunas23 | 0

#709957 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:40

you didnt deserve it and youre a good person! :)

By chinkyapple | 0

#709994 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 01:16

beautiful!

By nikkers | 0

#710019 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 01:41

ya didnt deserve it... poor teddy. I used to keep all mine on my bed cos i thought if i left one out itd feel left out... but anyways you thought it was a cat youre a caring person!! id do the same thing if i saw it.