Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
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filthychook
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first?
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sexxxtacy
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i have a feeling jesus was jus fucking wit op. he turned to an angel and was like watch wat happens if i turn that cat into a stuffed animal right when she saves it
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Penetration
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Because trying to help is wrong. Never be nice. We should all troll and rape each other.
I'll go first. Get me some razor wire.
I'll go first. Get me some razor wire.
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Gclass15
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what the fuck man
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Gclass15
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fag
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Ancients
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Pure awesomeness.
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studentwoes
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Second, actually, and you're a dumbass.
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BeeSkwaird
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The OP is a dumbass too. Doesn't she watch the nature channel?
OP, if I heard a lady screaming for help, only to find it was just two animals fighting, I mighta smacked you upside the head. There's a reason it's illegal to yell "fire" when there isn't one.
OP, if I heard a lady screaming for help, only to find it was just two animals fighting, I mighta smacked you upside the head. There's a reason it's illegal to yell "fire" when there isn't one.
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myhairynutsack
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fucking idiot
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ilovefatcats
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were the neighbors watching????!!! cuz they probally peed themselves!!
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breenarae25
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fail
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lifeinhd
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LEPOfficer
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Lmao! Me too.
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quarty165
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MrHotShot22
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Nobody values animals lives anymore I see.
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lexa1love
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Although I would have pulled off safely, I would most definitely stop to attempt to save the cat and I don't even particularly like them. There's nothing wrong with that. I just personally couldn't allow myself to let an animal die if I had any chance of saving it.
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mastergrifin
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Get yourself some glasses.
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mastergrifin
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yea # 3 i couldn't believe it either.
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LilaBear
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You tackled a dog that you thought was trying to kill something??
STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable).
AND you screamed for other people to help?
Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort.
YDI.
STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable).
AND you screamed for other people to help?
Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort.
YDI.
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perdix
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And if the cat were alive, it would have been wild mass of swinging claws and biting teeth, so if the OP had got in the middle of that, she'd have gotten pretty badly fucked up.
Moral of the story: Don't interfere with nature unless you are a trained expert. Like Steve Irwin.
Moral of the story: Don't interfere with nature unless you are a trained expert. Like Steve Irwin.
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mps1969
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Hmm did'nt Steve Irwin die from messing around with nature one to many times ? Moral of the story just leave nature alone period .
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perdix
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That was my point ;)
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chellinha93
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Isn't Steve Irwin the famous crocodile hunter??
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perdix
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WAS the famous crocodile hunter.
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drkwlf
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Due to the sly force of Jeff Corwin paying off a stingray to pwn his ass.
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alexFYL
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And if the cat had been real and alive at some point, after a vigorous shaking by a dog, it would most certainly be dead, or unsalvagable.
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perdix
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alex, I wouldn't go so far as to say unsalvagable. There's always ketchup and tabasco sauce that can come to the rescue. ;)
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CyclonePsycho
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Mmm, roadkill.
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shihtzupup98
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perdix u used to be hilarious in the intimacy section. where r u in there the fml is boring w/o u
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Sarunas23
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you didnt deserve it and youre a good person! :)
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chinkyapple
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beautiful!
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nikkers
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ya didnt deserve it... poor teddy. I used to keep all mine on my bed cos i thought if i left one out itd feel left out... but anyways you thought it was a cat youre a caring person!! id do the same thing if i saw it.
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FMLJFL
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And you probably would have been seriously injured.
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hololulu
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haha :D epic!
STUPIDEST MOVE EVER. If that really had been an angry dog trying to kill something, you could have gotten YOURSELF killed. Never, EVER physically intervene when a dog is fighting something. Throw things at it, spray water at it, whatever, but don't physically try to pull it off whatever it's attacking (unless it's a person... in which case valuing the other person's safety above your own is understandable).
AND you screamed for other people to help?
Not to mention... if the cat was real, and alive, I'm sure it would have been screaming. If it wasn't, it was either fake or dead... in which case, not worth your time and effort.
YDI.