Transportation: Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while...

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 08:01

Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

Comments

DuxHuntin 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:52

So did you learn your lesson? Leave the damn cat alone, should have ran the damn thing over and called it good. Then you could have told how you ran over a terrified cat to put it out of it's misery! That would have been a good deed!

SigneRobertson 1

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:00

Well, you did the right thing :)

the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:02

I know that your intentions were good and all, but cats have the common sense to move once a car is approaching them. i would only worry if it were a dog. but...forgetting to put your car in park...YDI for that.

Pointy130 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:08

I f*cking hate cats... But YDI for not parking your car.

Harajuku_tits 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:10

i reckon you're a dumbass.. who the **** doesnt put park when u stop a car. ******* retarded. **** the cat man.

wackodongo 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:20

at least u saved the cat i like to hear that

angryseatroll 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:24

Well you did a good deed. Which is very good. Which also means you are a nice person. FYL tho. You might want to get tested to rabies....

mischiefkitty 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 17:02

I hope you are aware that at this point in time the only way to test for rabies is to kill who or whatever you want to test, brain tissue is required to test for rabies, so she can't just go to the hospital to get a test.

glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:53

yeah, Ignore the symptoms, kill them! The fact that rabies causes hydrophobia, foaming, and an aggravation does nothing. You need the brain tissue. They used to call rabies hydrophobia because that was one of the symptoms, but screw it, slice the scalp open

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:00

DOHOHOHOHO You rascal [edit] WOAH EFF thanks for moving the comment, FML. This was responding to whoever said "yeah you have a nice pussy"

mischiefkitty 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:43

Good of you for wanting to help the cat. In the future though be mindful that a scared cat is very likely to scratch. If you still need to pick them up. Wrap a blanket or sweater or something around them. Make sure to cover their head. And make sure to watch those scratches. You can get illnesses like cat scratch disease.