Transportation: Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while...

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 08:01

Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

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glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:36

i don't mean to be argumental, but.... How do you know?

slapthatbass101 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 10:03

I'm sorry, but "my car wasn't put in park"? You mean that YOU didn't put your car in park. Accountability must be retained...

zenzen_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:34

YDI for not putting your car in park. Kudos majorly for attempting to help the kitty, though! :)

Ranoona 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:55

That sucks but you shouldn't have picked it up. I mean maybe it looks innocent but you never know.

deja54 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:51

LOL What the hell does being "nice" have to do with a war? And what war? There's probably like 6 wars going on right now. And saving a ******* cat wouldn't have anything to do with any of them. Especially since the guy you were responding to was saying to focus on making *people's* lives better, not stupid cats'. Epic fail post.