Original first comment I see.

No need for all of that, just trying to put some positivity into the FML instead of jokes like most people.

Positive attitudes confuse and infuriate FML users.

Well you still possibly have your mom's blessing.

Dick move on the dad's part.

Thats why the dad is a dick. He cant get his own dick to move.

What's a E.D?

erectile dysfunction.

#32 To put it bluntly, your pecker doesn't work like its supposed to hence why the dad wanted to have something dick related to compensate.

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This may sound really harsh but I suggest not inviting him if he's being a dick like that about your happy day. Congratulations!!

Omg you're so negative.. You can't just call her dad that :|

His dad...

41 umm yeah he can call him a dick because op's dad was acting like a dick. He ruined a special announcement for his son and basically said their marriage isn't going to make it.

What does the fiancee have to do with this? Nowhere in the FML did he say anything bad about her...

48-- the fiancée will have a dick for a father-in-law, hence the 'F your fiancée's life'.

48 He did, he said "the bitch will take all the money in the divorce" the bitch being the fiancee. It's a pretty sexist, nasty remark.

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Thank you! The whole thing didn't make sense. I thought her dad was gay and he was getting a guy named Ed.

That was too funny.!

I thought it ment eating disorders :/ oops