FML : Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was...

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:55 / United States - Newport

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By kaylamarriee | 10

#6035662 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

By thatoneninjadude | 14

#6035665 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

thats just rude

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By kaylamarriee | 10

#6035662 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Damn, that sucks. Sorry Op! Congrats on the engagement though :)

rocker_chick105 | 31

#6035666 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

Original first comment I see.

kaylamarriee | 10

#6035673 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:54

No need for all of that, just trying to put some positivity into the FML instead of jokes like most people.

Octwo | 16

#6035701 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:15

Positive attitudes confuse and infuriate FML users.

baseballbv | 17

#6035702 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:15

Well you still possibly have your mom's blessing.

By thatoneninjadude | 14

#6035665 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:51

thats just rude

Kyle1dc | 17

#6035696 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:12

Dick move on the dad's part.

HersheySquirts | 17

#6035714 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:22

Thats why the dad is a dick. He cant get his own dick to move.

Wingman527 | 22

#6035754 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:56

What's a E.D?

jack_jill05 | 14

#6035771 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 0:10

erectile dysfunction.

Kyle1dc | 17

#6036088 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:18

#32

To put it bluntly, your pecker doesn't work like its supposed to hence why the dad wanted to have something dick related to compensate.

mvc3ftw | 17

#6036404 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 16:35

Encyclopedia Dramatica

By ckerane | 16

#6035668 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:52

congratulations on getting engaged. wish you all the best

By ImTheAlpha | 30

#6035669 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:53

While being married is a very normal, commonplace thing, it's still very exciting when someone close to you is getting married. He seems to have some issues. If he came to the wedding without you knowing for sure how he's gonna react, he will probably ruin it. No one wants their wedding (since many hope they only have one) to be ruined by family.

LittleBells | 17

#6035990 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:35

This may sound really harsh but I suggest not inviting him if he's being a dick like that about your happy day. Congratulations!!

By deathfyre8 | 13

#6035670 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 22:53

Your dad seems like a dick, FYL and fuck your fiancé's life.

LebanonBaby | 25

#6035816 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:20

Omg you're so negative.. You can't just call her dad that :|

little_one | 20

#6035895 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:18

His dad...

hope27 | 15

#6035958 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 3:59

41 umm yeah he can call him a dick because op's dad was acting like a dick. He ruined a special announcement for his son and basically said their marriage isn't going to make it.