By anon - 07/02/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Ely

Today, when I went over a bump, I was assaulted by a badly-fitted bicycle seat. I've been walking like John Wayne all afternoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 093
You deserved it 778

Same thing different taste


Did your bike at least kiss you first?

I just didn't realize John Wayne walked like that... #birdcagequotes

jcash52426 5

Well I guess you don't like anal then.

At least not on the receiving end...

If he did, he wouldn't bother with a seat.

Get there and "get there". Kill two birds with one stone!

Instead of telling them your bum hurts just tell them your thighs are chafed

species4872 19

For all you people who doesn't know who John Wayne was he was a mostly western film actor from the 1950's 60's