Home improvement, Ironic and Work: Location location location

Location location location

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 16:00 - United States

Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML

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By liz - 03/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML

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By BrokenAndHurt - 24/05/2016 12:28 - United States - Gilmanton

Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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Get away from me

By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By M. Night Shytefuck - 20/01/2015 22:52 - United States - Plattsmouth

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML

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By chappedchap - 07/03/2016 22:47 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00

Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

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Pastor_Rich 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:17

talk about a moving experience

emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:49

Let's see, how about you say "no"

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Pastor_Rich 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:17

talk about a moving experience

rahhal 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:13

oh snap.

M13LO 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:26

you might want to try another shift

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:28

A shift back to his old apartment or a different shift at work? XD

raphael2110 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:28

Oh dear

nicktowery 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:45

Why were the parenthesis needed if it was a main part of the story. Grammar Nazi!

Ohnothingreally 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:58

It doesn't really matter, dude. And, OP, that just sucks big time. What's with your boss? Well, I hope you have lots of fun moving back. :D

Prawn_fml 2

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:21

Non-natives are often better at English spelling and grammar than natives, believe it or not.

obri98 10

Wednesday 26 December 2012 7:38

Cool, #17, but no one asked who had the best grammar.

ThaMC 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:01

Fourth! And has anyone noticed a theme involving 45 minutes?

Jakester 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:25

Fail!!

doggie3 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:18

and actually ThaMC, you're fifth.

ladiesman14 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:32

ahole bosses

Jakester 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:33

ninth!! sorry I know its not important but I wanted to do it!! damn so much for moving away. Time to move back!!

604 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:51

YDI for being so stupid. Didn't it occur to you to ask your employer about job stability etc BEFORE moving? Sooo stupid.

tuxedoandex 28

Wednesday 24 December 2014 2:59

Next time you break a bone, I'm going to tell you "YDI for being soooo stupid".

stupiddumbblonde 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:26

this is so not FML worthy.

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