Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML
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Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML
Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
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Top comments
Pastor_Rich 0
talk about a moving experience
emzmcgee 0
Let's see, how about you say "no"
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Comments (27)
Pastor_Rich 0
talk about a moving experience
rahhal 0
oh snap.
M13LO 0
you might want to try another shift
Witchcraft_fml 4
A shift back to his old apartment or a different shift at work? XD
raphael2110 0
Oh dear
nicktowery 0
Why were the parenthesis needed if it was a main part of the story. Grammar Nazi!
Ohnothingreally 0
It doesn't really matter, dude. And, OP, that just sucks big time. What's with your boss? Well, I hope you have lots of fun moving back. :D
Prawn_fml 2
Non-natives are often better at English spelling and grammar than natives, believe it or not.
obri98 10
Cool, #17, but no one asked who had the best grammar.
ThaMC 0
Fourth! And has anyone noticed a theme involving 45 minutes?
Jakester 0
Fail!!
doggie3 0
and actually ThaMC, you're fifth.
ladiesman14 0
ahole bosses
Jakester 0
ninth!! sorry I know its not important but I wanted to do it!! damn so much for moving away. Time to move back!!
604 11
YDI for being so stupid. Didn't it occur to you to ask your employer about job stability etc BEFORE moving? Sooo stupid.
tuxedoandex 28
Next time you break a bone, I'm going to tell you "YDI for being soooo stupid".
stupiddumbblonde 0
this is so not FML worthy.