Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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thekingjoe90 0
wow, this is like that episode of south park http://www.viddler.com/explore/giddybox/videos/24/ they make a great toy for jesse
dustinwylie 0
that's wrong I would have a heart attack
rosierosierosie 0
I heaved.
darkvampe 4
I've had that happen it was at my bfs house and his mom found it first she cleaned it up cuz i didn't know about it
orisit28 0
I get it. when the dog does something wrong it's HIS dog. not your fault for leaving something with blood on it where the animal could get it... YDI
OMGraven 0
No, it's HIS dog because HE had the dog for 5 years before we met. This isn't the first time there have been used pads in the house. Just the first time that the dog thought they smelled like a tasty treat.
blankettt 0
Thank you dynky. Are these menstrual cups uncommon or am I just an idiot? I am nineteen and obviously have experienced the horrid menstrual cycle many time lol, but this is the first I've heard of it. Maybe it's because I'm from Oklahoma.. :| Here come the redneck jokes..
dynky 3
I'm in england and here you can buy them in some stores, although they're not as commonly used as tampons or pads. You could order yourself one online if you wanted.
mrsnesbitt 0
You can get them at health food stores usually. The most popular brand in North America is called the Diva Cup, I think. Make sure it is silicone, not latex
onnielief 4
Gross! What I don't get though is how the dog got to them? You use the pad, you throw tgem in a trashbag, and once a day you empty the trashbag in the outside garbage, how does the dog reach that?
MhP_fml 0
Give the dog a pad on the back for a job well done
hadeswing20 0
ydi for getting a dog and not killing it.
stolencrackers 1
I had comment because you put "bathroom trash." That's exactly what my dog does. So, I never put my pads in there anyways. But.. what IS the obsession with bathroom trash?? :D Silly, doggy.