Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
Solisa149448 0
That's why you don't use pads; use tampons. If you knew he had a dog you should have known dogs do that shit.
atreides_fml 0
this is essence of nasty.
spidergirl41 0
at least they weren't tampons. cause those stink.
CallMeHush 1
Now when you pet him does his lipstick pop out all the time?
snickelfrits 0
fyl for using pads and not tampons!!!
lottaluv 0
wow!!
comrade500 0
Should've used a tampon. YDI
blankettt 0
Not to sound stupid, because I am a girl, and I feel as if I've missed out on something here, what is a menstrual cup?
bunny911 16
yeah I'm wondering the same thing.
dynky 3
for example www.mooncup.co.uk It's a little cup-shaped thing made of silicon. It sits inside you like a tampon would but collects blood rather than absorbing it, so you just empty the blood into the toilet once every few hours, wash the cup out in the sink (the blood comes off really easily when you run water over it) and reuse it. About a million times more convenient than tampons or pads because you don't have to keep remembering to buy/carry/dispose of them. Also less likely to give you infections and TSS.
zattele 3
that sounds messy; unsanitary; gross.... what you do if said cup spills out before you can emptied? *face contracts in disgust*
dynky 3
Mine has never leaked in well over a year of use. I find emptying it much less gross than disposing of a blood-saturated tampon *shudders* Warm, moist, blood-soaked cotton is a perfect breeding ground for bacteria; medical-grade silicone - not so much.
babybubz 0
LOL! dogs LOVE it. omg is SO ****** disgusting. my dog used to do that.. we always had to keep the bathroom door shut. get a garbage with a lid on it for the bathroom(s).. then the doggy can't get in it.
slpknt24 0
Used tampons make great tea for starving vampires
babybubz 0
lmao..