FML : Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was...

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By morphea / Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:54 / France - Chantepie

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#7423262 - Saturday 11 March 2017 1:50

I can't believe the absence of comments on this one?!?! This is hilarious! And fucked up so FML OP.

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By dblogic | 19

#7423262 - Saturday 11 March 2017 1:50

I can't believe the absence of comments on this one?!?! This is hilarious! And fucked up so FML OP.

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