Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
asenchak84 0
fyl, thats why i dont have dogs they are dirty animals!
MetalCraze 11
doga are great animals but they are just animals. maybe you should get a tighter lid for your can.
buttshapedfruit 0
ew !!!
ily1210 10
dont understand why everyone iis saying "YDI for not using tampons!" ? tampons have been proven to not be that safe/sanitary. anyway, OP, fyl oh god id b so embaressed
b1acksharpi3mark 0
My thoughts exactly about the YDI people.
Hoshiko_fml 0
For this and many reasons everyone should use a Diva Cup :D
ScaryyMary 14
4/5 dogs prefer chewing up used Always pads to Kotex.
bugmenotmofo 34
It makes sense that a woman's smell can attract a dog. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
xRAID3Dx 0
Now you know what to feed him, no more wasting money on dog food.
realmmeira 0
I think this was over exaggerated... if any observant female has ever noticed before, a pad absorbs your blood and it dries... if a dog tore up a ton of used pads, there wouldn't be blood everywhere, maybe dried bloody bits of pad... that's about it
rosiegrl 0
this happened in my college dorm with the RA's dog - a giant Newfoundland. imagine pads and tampons from 20 or so girls (ok, maybe not cycling all at once, but you get the idea)...ick. Couldn't flush tampons down the toilet there cause the pipes would clog.