Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
Heathera88 0
lol omg!!
AnRom 0
haha, this is funny. better your pads then your shoes
Alzied 0
I doubt this is fake. My dog does the same shit with my girlfriend's pads.
bluetech 12
My dog has swallowed whole used tampons and then a day later... poops them out. I have to keep the bathroom trash secure. She likes used kleenex too. Dogs are so gross.
dynky 3
Isn't there a risk of the dog choking on the tampon? You might want to keep a closer eye on her...
bluetech 12
She hasn't gotten to one in a few years but the few times she did, didn't have any problems. I've been careful to not let her anywhere near the trash. Imagine explaining that one to a Vet.
peacegirl345 0
MY DOG DOES THAT TOO! he pulled one into the living room while my dad was in there once. needless to say it was awkward.
jenniferxxlou 0
yah um ew. just.... ew
FockinA 0
how's the dog tho ?
OMGraven 0
He seems fine. Although he hasn't gotten into the garbage since. Mayhaps the lesson has been learned?
Erindub 0
Man up and use tampons. Pads are for sissys
neptuneflytrap 0
Stupid comment for two reasons: Using tampons would not change the fact that the dog smelled her blood in the trash can, and also, pads are MUCH healthier than tampons. To the OP: Someone I know used to have this problem with her dogs - the best solution is just to make sure you always leave the bathroom door closed so the dog can't go in.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Actually, it would change it... instead of pads in the can, there'd be nothing in the can.
JS000 0
You should use a Keeper or MoonCup or washable, reusable pads.
ironicdays 0
My dog does the same thing. Worse, my brothers have girl friends over and they don't know the dog will do that, so they leave their used shit in the bathroom trashcan for the dog to get. Guess who gets to clean that up?