Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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boogie5 0
Just a heads up...my dog did that about 8 mos ago with my pads/tampons, and it is really gross, but it's also really dangerous, she ended up with an obstruction and had to have two surgeries. So... you may wanna keep an eye on the dog.
Skyke 0
how could she have done that with tampons? those get flushed down the toilet.
boogie5 0
Ask any plumber, you're never supposed to flush tampons down the toilet.
spetchi 0
you want us to throw them in the trash can? That's really gross
boogie5 0
Wrap it in toilet paper? Most bathrooms have signs that say do not flush the tampons.
pendulum2012 0
it says on the labels and warnings not to flush tampons in the toilet because they can clog them. just wrap them in toilet paper and throw them away, how is it that much different from throwing away pads? if you just throw pads away without wrapping them in something then you are nasty.
Skyke 0
you can so flush tampons. they now say "flushable tampons" and even "flushable cardboard applicator"
Skyke 0
and by the way, if your tampons are clogging the toilet, then you must have massive tampons. they're like no wider than your thumb. i'm just saying.
sublime93 0
Lmao massive tampons
marid_fml 2
Tampons expand in water :.
alexFYL 11
You're not supposed to flush tampons, even "flushable" ones. Even more so if you're on a septic system. What's more gross, throwing used tampons in the trash can or having to pump out your septic tank? :/
b1acksharpi3mark 0
@ 68: It's different. Pads have an adhesive plastic side an the side that absorbs the blood, so you can just roll/fold it with the adhesive side on the outside and wrap it up to make sure it doesn't come unrolled. Tampons are basically a string with fiber on it to absorb blood, but can only hold so much liquid. There is really no unmessy way to "wrap up" a tampon. Hence, most people just plop it in the toilet.
simonsaysYDI 8
This is why: 1. You don't leave stuff dogs will want in the garbage over night 2. You don't leave the garbage out in the open just in general, or if you must.. get one that locks up Those animals can be worse than kids sometimes
lucampillo 0
go do a DNA test it might not be yours. You boyfriend could be cheating on you!!!! lol
xocourtxo 0
hahahahah my dog did that before!!! your not the only one OP it sooo gross takin it out from it's mouth after :/
skyeyez9 25
My dog did this once, except my dad was the one who found the mess.
noodlepoodle96 0
Your picture is what dogs say when they eat pads/tampons
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I only have one thing to say here: THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
youthink_fml 0
An untrained dog left alone where he can get in the garbage which has blood. Who'd think there could be a problem? YDI.
meandme2 0
I had a dog that would do that all the time... pads, tampons, and blood from the bathroom upstairs to the kitchen downstairs, I've decided I'm not a dog person...
dalsegno 0
Ah my dog does that if there is uncovered trash
Mandy_fml 0
My dog used to do that, so I had to buy a closed bin so he couldn't get into it. Sucks for you.