Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
mzhonesty 0
See, I've never had a dog, but I have enough sense to keep doors closed around them.
applesmoothiee 2
Does the dog sparkle?
ccontente 0
hahahahhahahahha
91_92_93Gal 0
That would be mortifying!! D:
FUDGELOVESME 0
that's just nasty maybe you should start using tampons he can't rip those up
shortyboo 0
- ohh dayumm ! ;sorry bout that! happened to me at my house but i picked it up asap! if your bf says something tell him " you shouldnt be talking bout my blood cus ur sex iaibt that great"
Mimasita 1
OMG that really sucks! hope you cleaned it up before your bf came home!
fbp6277 0
That's happened to me before. It was so gross.
kelleyb323 0
you deserve it for using pads. how does it feel to sit in your own blood all day?
AndelleRae 9
Some women can't use tampons. My mom and sister both had problems with ridiculously heavy flow and they would go through a super heavy duty tampon in about 10 minutes. Pads were the only way to keep from ruining every pair of underwear they owned. And this has been your TMI for the day. :D
OMGraven 0
Better than it feels to shove a hunk of bacteria-friendly cotton up my cooter that only serves to exacerbate my already excruciating cramps. But thanks for asking!
CyclonePsycho 1
Maybe I'm just being immature, but I giggled at the word "cooter." And then I imagined someone saying it with a fancy accent and started cracking up. Hehe, cooter.
saladgirl123 0
this has happened to me bfor.
Pearljammer001 0
haha fml I know what a menstral cup is and I'm a guy... but then again most of my friends are girls....