Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
dgv 13
ahahahahhahahahahaha!!! eww!
tomahawkinyouall 0
dude that's freakin sick
courtsport 0
ppl actually eat about 5 or so spiders in their lifetime while they r sleeping
blankettt 0
I'll probably end up looking it up online because I'm curious. So, do you just reuse them forever, or do you replace them?
dynky 3
Not sure what the official lifetime of the product is, but I see no reason why it wouldn't last forever.
sosadtoobadd 0
It is gross - I'd be interested in knowing if this was a male or a female dog. Female dogs will do this, because it's part of their "maternal instinct" to clean up things/scents that could give away their location in the wild. This is why they clean up poop after their puppies, and eat umbilical cords etc. the male could be doing it to cover scent also... and this also means that the dog likes you and feels protective of you. Wrap your pads better and empty the trash can often.
jellybean120 10
I remember my cousin's dog used to do the same thing to her, except it was her baby's dirty diapers all over the front lawn.
lilshizz 0
oh my god! same thing happened to me!!! it's awful! stupid dogs.
Triipwire 0
This does happen as it has happened to me on several occations. Whats worse than picking up shreads of saliva soaked cotton? Picking up saliva soaked cotton which is also covered in your blood.
SupermanAddict 0
YDI… you should close the door to the bathroom next time.
dun_dun_dun 0
My black cat likes to chew up my unused pads. We keep all the doors to the bathroom closed, so he can't chew up the used ones.