Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
zattele 3
same thing happen to me, but it was the neigbor's dog. he went thru the garbage that was in the curb waiting to be picked up. it was a nasty mess all over the street
lindsey_lee 0
orrrr you could wrap them and take them outside to the trash? just a thought
NewJoisey 0
Now if your boyfriend wasn't home at the time, this is when you cover your neck in ketchup(or fake blood) and play dead next to the dog.
bunny911 16
lmao yes!! win^^^
only_dabest_4u 0
Thats nasty
meandme2 0
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Tang35 0
my dogs do that all the time :/ I keep tellin my mom to get a new trashcan but she won't. one of them literally shit a whole tampon once
lickmyjock 0
Ok that's nasty lol I'm done reading this fml
AndelleRae 9
Lmfao. That's so gross, but I laughed so hard at it.
hjrn 0
Would you rather it had been someone else's blood?
areyouseriousfYl 0
yeah my pup used to do this all the time. he doesnt even have teeth yet he still ripped them apart! so gross
Mandy_fml 0
Actually, without trying to gross you out, pads hold the liquid in a thin passage, and so if you ripped it open the blood would ooze out.
juniorsgay 0
that suckx so bad! I feel ur pain that has happend to me befor. maybe u have to rap it up better. or switch to tampons to so u can flush them.
dynky 3
you shouldn't flush tampons, it's bad for the plumbing and the environment. What you need is a menstrual cup so you can just empty the blood into the toilet and flush away.
ajallday 0
how do menstrual cups work? I've thought about trying them but they're a little scary
slpknt24 0
Its only an FML if now her dog keeps biting her in the ******.