Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
strawberry6826 0
oh ewww. i think i jus puked a lil. tht mustve been embarassing if your boyfriend was there wen u found it.
sexychick_14 0
why would ur boyfriend's dog be AT UR HOUSE?? tHAT IS SICK, but freaking funny as hell.
Grasses 0
My dog has done this multiple times. I use washable pads. He manages to dig to the bottom of the laundry specifically for those. He then proceeds to make a "nest" for himself out of them. He always picks the best time, too. Like starting his 'nest' an hour or so before my boyfriend walks up to put something in my room. So he's pleasantly relaxed in his bed-o'pads by the time my boyfriend gets there. GACK.
Grasses 0
Now that I get to remembering, I had another dog that did that, too. Growing up, women did not fart, poop or menstruate, and we only made wee once a year. So imagine my horror when I went outside to feed the dog, and I found he'd knocked over the big outdoor trashcans, had extracted my pads, and had dragged them all over his large yard. I wanted to die.
princessleah6 0
omg my dog does the same thing but with my used tampons!! :(
yesi4jc 0
ing my dog does that too. my mom gets mad at me for my "****** loving dog" now I can show her it's not only my dog. lol
Danielt104 6
LMFAO!!!!!!
LOLomgWTF 0
my dog always does that if we don't close the bathroom door. gross!
Diannaa 0
My dog used to shove her nose up my moms crotch when she was on her period. Since I was too young to know what a period actually was I thought it was hilarious
erjaguam 0
well it could be worse. at least you know you're not pregnant :D