Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
mounceketeer 0
haha is the dog bloody too?
billyboon 2
that's disgusting
softballgirl7 0
That has actually happened to me before too. I came home, saw it all over the bathroom floor and hallway. It actually made ME want to vomit also. I wanted to kill my dog. I don't know what attracts them to stuff like that.
bfrench95 0
do not bring god into this!
koko1718 0
My dog does that all the time, it's so gross
cookiiies_fml 0
dude, this happens to me allll the time. and my stupid brother's dog always gets into the garbage, and then HE'S like 'EWWWW gross!! stop throwing your used TAMPONS(theyr pads) into the garbage!! thats nasty!' like where else would i put them? its a natural thing, i cant help it, unless i pull out my reproductive organs, but then goodbye earth..and he announces it to the whole family.
octopodes 0
this happened to me too! I switched to cloth pads (bought a bunch on etsy).
ScaryyMary 14
Cloth pads just sound gross... who wants to handle those any more than absolutely necessary? Besides, wouldn't they stain? And how would you change it away from home when you couldn't just toss it in the laundry?
babybubz 0
I'm dreading the return of my period after I have my baby.. it's been so nice to not have it
SASB 0
Wow, that freaking suuuuckz!! I just use tampons and then flush them away. I never had a dog eat/chew any of my pads before, and my dogs (5) always went through the garbage. Haha fyl.
bella255 0
oh my i remember i was in my friends house and her dog ran in the bathroom and had someone pad ewww