Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
brandothemando 0
ugh, throw them bloody period-pads away, my sister leaves used pads around and it's disgusting
turdburgers 0
you missed the point.
bunny911 16
um hello? they were already in the trash! the dog took them out
anie01 5
I submitted this exact fml months ago, except it was my roommate's dogs (we try to keep the bathroom door shut for this very reason) and a ROOMMATE'S pads. It was absolutely disgusting, and none of it was my responsibility but I cleaned it anyway. At least it was your own dogs and blood OP. Just saying.
cocoa369 0
my dog do that to and it is so disgusting
11wanda11 6
36 that is truley disgusting. why would your sister do that. I'm 36 and havnt had a period since I was 24. thank christ. I hated that shit!!!
bunny911 16
you lucky b*tch omg!! (not meant in mean way, Im jealous lol) I'm 16 and I've had about enough!
megatron16 0
You might wanna get that checked out...
clockworklolita 3
Yeah, seriously, you need to get that checked out. There's a pretty high possibility that there's a serious reason for it.
clockworklolita 3
Forgot to put this before, but obv. I assumed in my comment that you haven't had it checked out. If you have, I apologise. And of course I do hope that there isn't a serious reason for it, but it's better to be on the safe side and find out, no?
dynky 3
Some kinds of birth control take away your period.
clockworklolita 3
Ah, this is true. I forgot about the birth control thing :P
ilovenekoboy 0
Omg my cat does that all the time...hes like addicted to used pads 0_0. He grabs them and starts chewing on them and growling. I have to fight him to get them back, its disgusting.
pariah13 0
lol. that's hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
hjrn 0
Would you have rather it been someone else's blood?
iloveloosy12 0
UUUFGGGGHHHHH that's disgusting!
monnanon 14
ew thats rank. I feel really bad for you having to clean that up but in a way at least they were your own :S Im glad my dog doesnt go for them.
dynky 3
Get a menstrual cup, you'll never have to deal with that kind of waste again. It's so so liberating.
mrsnesbitt 0
YES
Skyke 0
i had that before except it was at a sleepover so mmy dog dragged them in front of everyone. thats when i switched to tampons... i don't get why dogs like pads so much.