Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
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cottoncandymango
| 17
Sometimes you just never know...
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LolOrDeath
| 4
Straight arrows can break
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cottoncandymango
| 17
Sometimes you just never know...
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asapp78
| 16
Best that you found out sooner than later.
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vanessa09865
| 23
He might be bisexual
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LolOrDeath
| 4
Straight arrows can break
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inthedopeshow
| 17
And/or, "spaghetti is straight until it starts to get hot"
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Supergirl1988
| 16
It's not gay if you close your eyes
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lexi365
| 20
#38, No, just no...
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Pr0diG
| 6
Better now then later when you guys are having coitus
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Pwn17
| 25
Sheldon, I told you stop saying coitus.
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Googolman
| 29
It annoys me that every time someone uses the word coitus, it reminds people of The Big Bang Theory. Don't get me wrong, I like the show, but it's as if they created the word, which they most certainly did not.
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chanellgymnast
| 17
You also probably thought that your cousin wasn't going to go to that extent of actually stealing--your now--ex-boyfriend.
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Queensland
| 27
I think that's the whole point of the FML hun
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BeautifulChaos27
| 37
Just hope you're not the one who turned him to the other team OP, you might start seeing a trend in the future.
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kewpiesuicide
| 29
Yeah, you can't 'turn' someone. They're either gay or not, it's just a matter of when they figure it out.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Well, they could also be bi-sexual.
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ginawater19
| 13
Exactly #44, they're going to find out their gay at some point. But it also makes it humorous when they are just recently coming out of a boy-girl relationship. Just makes you think...
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queerdragon
| 20
Unless Op is going to start dating gay guys who are pre-out, then she likely not "turn" anyone gay. She might become their beard, but you don't turn people gay.
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Korosuhito
| 26
You deserve better, from your cousin and your ex.
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ginawater19
| 13
I hate these generic comments.
"YOU DESERVE BETTER"
"OMG PUNCH THEM BOTH IN THE FACE"
"YOUR BF SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE NICE ABOUT IT"
Yeah, we know.
"YOU DESERVE BETTER"
"OMG PUNCH THEM BOTH IN THE FACE"
"YOUR BF SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE NICE ABOUT IT"
Yeah, we know.
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FrankHotpants
| 30
Well just like your comment everything posted is just individual opinions. You chose to read them.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Your cousin should be a lawyer. Unparallelled powers of persuasion!
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happylawyer
| 16
...And the stealing, don't forget that.
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Larry01_fml
| 19
I didn't think it could get any worse when your cousin stole your boyfriend, but then I read on..
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lina_bean
| 5
Family ain't right!!! They say no one will love u like ur fam well that's not always the case!